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Today's Idiot
2007-09-19
Man Nearly Dies After Putting Pet Rattlesnake Down Throat

A man in Oregon nearly died after a pet rattlesnake that he put in his mouth while drinking with some friends bit him inside his throat. Matt Wilkinson said when he put his eastern diamondback rattlesnake down his throat, he immediately noticed a shot-like sensation. "Me, being me, I put his head in my mouth," Wilkinson said. "At first, it felt like someone had given me a shot in the mouth."

Wilkinson's throat began to swell and close as poison rushed through his body. Doctors stuck a breathing tube down his throat, injected several rounds of anti-venin and then put him in a medical coma for three days.

Wilkinson, who nearly died from the incident, is still recovering from the bite. "They said I had enough venom in me to kill between 12 and 15 people," Wilkinson said. "If he would have taken any longer to get to the hospital he probably would have died of asphyxiation," Dr. Richard Mullins told KGW-TV in Oregon. "If you have an obstructed airway and you can't breathe, you'll die in about seven minutes."

"I still love snakes but I will take a little more care in handling them," Wilkinson said. "It is kind of my own stupid fault."
The mind boggles.
Posted by:Anonymoose

#7  ""It is kind of my own stupid fault.""
Can self-confessed idiots compete for the coveted Rantburg 'Snark of the Day?'
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2007-09-19 15:24  

#6  Note to self: Alcohol, rattlesnakes and retardation. Bad combination...
Posted by: tu3031   2007-09-19 15:16  

#5  I'm speechless.
Posted by: Delphi   2007-09-19 08:51  

#4  I'm speechless.
Posted by: Delphi   2007-09-19 08:51  

#3  Ah, come on you guys don't know what wonderful animals EDR are! Just a case of my favorite reptile person quirk, drunken venomous reptile handling!
I have been told this is nothing compared to who can rassle the biggest gator at the gator farm after several six packs have been consumed.
Posted by: bruce   2007-09-19 07:38  

#2  pet rattlesnake

My money's on this guy taking in a bunch of Muslim boarders next.
Posted by: Zenster   2007-09-19 03:39  

#1  Try sticking it in your bu++ next time and see what happens.
Posted by: gorb   2007-09-19 02:23  

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