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Hyphen falls victim to the email society
2007-09-22
It's small, flat and a useful piece of punctuation. The hyphen, according to the latest edition of the Shorter Oxford English Dictionary, is becoming extinct, a victim of the text message and the email.

The sixth edition of the dictionary has knocked the hyphens out of 16,000 words, many of them two-word compound nouns. Fig-leaf is now fig leaf, pot-belly is now pot belly, pigeon-hole has finally achieved one-word status and leap-frog is now leapfrog. The reason, says Angus Stevenson, editor of the dictionary, is that we no longer have time to reach over to the hyphen key.
I won't tolerate it, you know. The world needs hyphens. Some-day we'll want them back. I've rented a large storage-container to hold them until the world comes to its senses. It's in Dahomey, if you want to drop by and visit them.
Posted by:Fred

#17  First they came for the hyphens
and I did not speak out
because I do not like my steaks well done.
Then they came for the exclamation points
and I did not speak out
because only in my heart did I shout, “Damn them all.”
Then they came for the asterisks
and I did not speak out
because I use HTML
Then they came for the @ sign
And the Internet was destroyed Â…
Posted by: Zenster   2007-09-22 20:57  

#16  I kind of prefer underlined spaces to hyphens because they parse as single tokens on unix command lines.
Posted by: 3dc   2007-09-22 19:56  

#15  Just trying to conserve a limited natural resource, Bobby. ;-)
Posted by: trailing wife   2007-09-22 18:42  

#14  Not to be confused with the dash. The hyphen connects, IIRC, whilst the dash separate.

TW applied two hypehns to approximate a dash.
Posted by: Bobby   2007-09-22 14:40  

#13  We don't need no stinkin tilde.

Hey wxjames, lay of the tilde! How else am I gonna console into my games so I can enter my cheat codes???
Posted by: mcsegeek1   2007-09-22 14:40  

#12  No worries -- I'll keep the hyphens well-exercised until the rest of the world comes to their senses. ;-)
Posted by: trailing wife   2007-09-22 12:56  

#11  Today the hyphen, tomorrow the tilde.

We don't need no stinkin tilde.
Posted by: wxjames   2007-09-22 12:25  

#10  Never gonna miss snooty hyphenated names ever...

Yeah, like Rodham-Clinton.
Posted by: mcsegeek1   2007-09-22 11:55  

#9  Never gonna miss snooty hyphenated names ever...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2007-09-22 11:51  

#8  trouble is, as we guys age, our hyphens can't stay up, and become underscores.... bummer
Posted by: Frank G   2007-09-22 09:41  

#7  PS: does the place in Dahomey let them out for regular exercise? They end up looking like ) if they don't get to run on in a sentence once in a while ....
Posted by: lotp   2007-09-22 06:45  

#6  Fred, I have a modest stash of my own - for emergency use of course - so if you want a backup site let me know. I could fit a small container on the back 40 here.
Posted by: lotp   2007-09-22 06:44  

#5  Noones gonna like thisn
Posted by: Thomas Woof   2007-09-22 03:27  

#4  <:-)

Hyphens make good noses.


I've rented a large storage-container to hold them until the world comes to its senses. It's in Dahomey, if you want to drop by and visit them.

Fred, You'll either make a fortune when come back , or a killing!
Posted by: Red Dawg   2007-09-22 01:42  

#3  I protest!
Posted by: Nigel Nigel Hyphen Hyphen Stroke Money   2007-09-22 01:26  

#2  It's just a tradeoff, for every "-" I leave out I have to type an "@"
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2007-09-22 00:39  

#1  The reason...is that we no longer have time to reach over to the hyphen key.

That gets my vote for for stupid-of-the-day. I thought hyphens were dying 'cause Strunk & White said not to use 'em.
Posted by: SteveS   2007-09-22 00:16  

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