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Home Front: Politix
You go, Dan!
2007-09-22
By Jonah Goldberg
In 2004, at the height of the Dan Rather Memogate story, I wrote in National Review: “Across the media universe the questions pour out: Why is Dan Rather doing this to himself? Why does he drag this out? Why won’t he just come clean? Why would he let this happen in the first place? Why is CBS standing by him? Why ... why ... why? There is only one plausible answer: Ours is a just and decent God.”

Well, God has not forsaken us. Dan Rather seems divinely inspired to crash more times than a Kennedy driving home from an office party. The multimillionaire semi-retired newsman is suing for $70 million, $1 million for every year he’s been alive since he was five years old. Which is fitting, because that’s what he sounds like. The gist of his lawsuit is that CBS used him as a “scapegoat” in the Memogate story to “pacify the White House.” The swelled-headed former anchor, who used to brag incessantly about his toughness and independence, also whines in his suit that the network forced him to apologize under duress when “no apology from him was warranted,” and that the former managing editor of CBS News “was not responsible for any such errors.”

Indeed, according to Rather and his lawyers, the only mistakes made were by CBS management, which, in its eagerness to “appease angry government officials,” had the temerity to apologize for passing off fake documents as real ones in a news story intended to sway a presidential election...
Goldberg in fine form. There's more of the same at the site...
Posted by:Fred

#15  Oxymoron alert, CBS-Integrity
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2007-09-22 22:45  

#14  In this case how can CBS settle?

I know they want to so it goes away but that vindicates Gunga Dan without any review of the phony documents. CBS can't settle and keep any shred of integrity (what little is left, if any).
Posted by: Gloluns Speaking for Boskone4570   2007-09-22 17:25  

#13  *giggle*
Posted by: trailing wife   2007-09-22 16:17  

#12  But you have been paying attention to the important, #11 tw.

I saw you at the Watching-Oil-Paint-Dry™ competition - and everybody knows that's more important, and more productive, than watching networkweird "news."
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2007-09-22 16:03  

#11  Peter Jennings isn't still reporting? I really must pay more attention to the important things.
Posted by: trailing wife   2007-09-22 15:33  

#10  Yeah, I mentioned this before, but it is just sooo damn funny. Snark from The Daily Gut:
They should give him 70 million photocopies of a dollar bill...it's not like he could tell the difference.
Posted by: SteveS   2007-09-22 15:06  

#9  In 2004, at the height of the Dan Rather Memogate story

Otherwise know as the 2004 Blogger Full Employment Act.
Posted by: Pappy   2007-09-22 14:01  

#8  Now we know, in the end its all about Dan Rather.
But those of us with an IQ above Dan's age already knew that. It reminds me of how happy I was when Peter Jennings died.
Posted by: wxjames   2007-09-22 12:32  

#7  Tim Blair takes a good shot: "Sour Mapes"
Posted by: Frank G   2007-09-22 11:02  

#6  That's what I'm betting on.
Courage...
Posted by: Dan Rather   2007-09-22 09:12  

#5  
CBS will settle.
Posted by: Natural Law   2007-09-22 09:08  

#4  Pleez let this go to trial! You will hear the one of two noises from the Blog-o-sphere(tm):

1. A collective orgasmic giggle and sigh from the sane parts, like here.

2. A loud screech-kaboom followed by silence, as if a million Kossacs cried out in frustration, then aspoloded.

(note- I'm not afraid to use hyphens -- so there!)
Posted by: N guard   2007-09-22 06:40  

#3  $1 million for every year heÂ’s been alive since he was five years old.

i c wut u did thar
Posted by: Thomas Woof   2007-09-22 03:35  

#2  The beauty of this lawsuit, which has most legal observers laughing so hard that their neck veins look like one-pound sausage casings with five pounds of ground chuck in them, is that if it goes to trial (shortly after unicorns file my taxes), CBS will be put in the position of having to prove that the story was bogus, while Rather will be forced to look even more like a grassy-knoll theorist, climbing back to the top of the laughingstock tree. So I say again: You go, Dan! IÂ’ll bring the popcorn.,

Dan climbing back to the top of the laughingstock tree! I can hardly wait. ROLF!

We should thank ole Crazy Dan for he Jump Started Us Bloggers, Inadvertinly of course with ONE of his great BLUNDERS, [great opportunity for us though] to start unraveling the big shot Networks.
Posted by: Red Dawg   2007-09-22 03:17  

#1  Rather should be happy he is not in jail for trying to throw a presidential election with patently false documents. He has singlehandedly managed the nearly impossible task of further disgracing an already thoroughly disgraced profession.
Posted by: Zenster   2007-09-22 01:17  

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