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600 People To Pose Nude in Miami
2007-10-07
Button yer mush. It's art.
It's not unheard of to see topless women on South Beach. But Tunick will have about 600 men and women baring it all for his camera at the Sagamore.
Nekkid, that's wot they're gonna be.
"It's about fantasy and leisure," he said.
"It's about getting attention. Nothing gets attention like 300 pairs of honkers! And for the ladies, 300 mostly dangling doinkers!"
"It's a stereotype, but it's true. You're going to have a good time if you come to Miami Beach."
"Between the groodies and the baloney, there's fun for the whole family. In a carnal kinda way, of course."
That's the theme of Tunick's latest installation of art.
"Honest to Gawd, it's art. When you get 1200 bare ass cheeks in one place it's gotta be art!"
The artist is known for his photographs of groups of nekkid nude people posed in artistic formations. "I'm going to have 100 to 200 women in pink rafts," he said. "We're going to have people on the balcony posing very much like the Tower of Babel meets Logan's Run. We're going to buy some champagne, 500 bottles, and were going to make a giant explosion for the climax of the installation from the balcony."
Okay. No more yellow comments. When they start self-snarking, what can I do? Write something serious?
The 600 volunteers, most from South Florida, will pose for the New York native. "We have a Dade County cop posing," he said. "Isn't that great? We have flight attendants posing, doctors, lawyers." Those posing are suckers will not be getting paid, but they will receive a limited edition print of the artwork, which will be on display during the show Art Basel in December.
Posted by:Fred

#4  #1 Please do NOT run that picture any more. I am unable to do more to poke out my mind's eye after seeing it.

Admit it, it's just you can't take such a level of arousal. It's very understandable.

It's like that "salmon" self-delusion from one esteemed mod (who sall remain nameless, so not to put him in an akward position), once you stop being in denial, you can work your way toward healing, or acceptance of your own difference. We don't judge you, really.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2007-10-07 14:02  

#3  "Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to."
Mark Twain
Posted by: Procopius2k   2007-10-07 10:21  

#2  We have flight attendants posing

Might have been interesting in 1972, but not today.
Posted by: Besoeker   2007-10-07 07:22  

#1  Please do NOT run that picture any more. I am unable to do more to poke out my mind's eye after seeing it.
Posted by: Rambler   2007-10-07 00:41  

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