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UN to be Emptied for Three Years
2007-10-22
It's a start.
Authorities are considering emptying the massive U.N. headquarters building for at least three years to get a long-delayed renovation project back on track and on budget, according to people who have been briefed on the plan.

Member states' deliberations and security considerations have left the $1.8 billion renovation a year behind schedule, with every month adding roughly $10 million to the overall cost of the project.

Now the construction officials are considering emptying and rehabbing the 39-story Secretariat building on New York's East River all at once, abandoning a controversial plan to do the work in 10-floor sections of an otherwise occupied building.

Critics have long complained about the plan's risks, noting that the tower is 44 years old, riddled with asbestos and lacking a sprinkler system.
Posted by:Bobby

#16  I say we move them to Dafur.

That way they can fight with the militants for the remaining under-age girls. With luck they will kill each other off and leave the girls alone for once.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2007-10-22 22:13  

#15  As long as it's being done by U.S. contractors, I really don't care what it costs. In fact, the more the better. Every dollar that goes to the contractors is one less dollar for the U.N. to subvert our interests.
Posted by: Darrell   2007-10-22 19:45  

#14  I think they should relocate the UN to Mogadishu. That way they can use their collected and infinite wit and wisdom to finally bring peace to that part of the globe. *sniff*
Posted by: Crusader   2007-10-22 18:26  

#13  Brussels. The children there are used to them.
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2007-10-22 18:24  

#12  I'm thinking Zimbabwe.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2007-10-22 18:05  

#11  What about a temporary long-term move to Dubai? They got buildings going up there like Jack the Bear. And look at the recreational opportunities that the UN deligates will have in Dubai:

UN delegate recreation

I could go on and on, but the UN should seriously consider Dubai for their site.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2007-10-22 17:13  

#10  Why ruin Iraq. It has a chance without the Useless Nonentities.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2007-10-22 16:01  

#9  Move UN headquarters to Baghdad.
Posted by: Excalibur   2007-10-22 15:57  

#8  Then a few months later there is an unfortunate 'work accident', involving the crossing of a red wire and a green wire, and the whole structure comes down.

My thoughts precisely.
Posted by: Zenster   2007-10-22 15:51  

#7  Does it matter whether it's empty or not? Nothing good comes out of it either way. Turn it into a parking lot for the New Yorkers.
Posted by: Xenophon   2007-10-22 14:34  

#6  Super! A repository for all the asbestos we're required to remove from all the US buildings.
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2007-10-22 14:32  

#5  Ricky, I think I have an .mp3 of his testimony. What a hoot it was.

If they need to empty the building, fine: move the diplomats to Geneva 'for the interim' (Dar-es-Salaam would be better, but we need to trick them into going). Then a few months later there is an unfortunate 'work accident', involving the crossing of a red wire and a green wire, and the whole structure comes down.

By the time the UN gets the money and permissions for a new building they'll be so ensconed in Geneva it won't happen.
Posted by: Steve White   2007-10-22 14:28  

#4  IIRC, Donald Trump has claimed that he could do the entire renovation project for under $400M and still make a nice profit on the deal, even using union labor. He told a Congressional subcommittee that the insane pricetag the UN was floating was due to "two possible reasons" wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
Posted by: Ricky bin Ricardo (Abu Babaloo)   2007-10-22 13:47  

#3  Nah - let 'em back in, then drive 'em all mad by floating rumors about hidden cameras and microphones...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2007-10-22 13:15  

#2  Here's an idea. Tell 'em to screw and convert it to condos...
Posted by: tu3031   2007-10-22 13:11  

#1  "And don't come back!"
Posted by: anonymous5089   2007-10-22 12:41  

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