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Man simulated sex act on pavement
2007-11-06
Posted by:anonymous5089

#14  Lucianne.com has that one, too, JosephM. Apparently it was girl gangs gone wild. The girl driving the car turned herself in to the police.
Posted by: trailing wife   2007-11-06 21:43  

#13  FREEREPUBLIC > 30 girls arrested after big brawl - one pregger killed, others injured.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2007-11-06 21:26  

#12  *in honor of late night tv strike*
From the picture it looks like his love life is on the rocks, explains the vodka - ta ta
Seriously, on the sex offenders list? Was there a manhole involved? - ta ta ta
(booing)
Hey, hey, hey! I'm trying to curb my jokes but like him, can't get my thoughts out of the gutter...
(road apples thrown, falls off stage)
Posted by: swksvolFF   2007-11-06 21:05  

#11  Time for the future OWG-SWO/CWO to install ground/foot-level surveillance cameras??? REDDIT/TOPIX > Traffic cameras have reportedly actually led to a decline in local-State revenues, NOT an increase, since auto drivers tend to slow down near camera stations.
* D *** NG IT, "LAW AND ORDER:SVU" SOLVED A CASE VIA FOOT-LEVEL, PERSONAL CAMERA FOOTAGE!
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2007-11-06 21:04  

#10  Oh yeah, must have been the arthritis medication. That's why we're always seeing those massive street orgies in retirement communities.
Posted by: Darrell   2007-11-06 20:23  

#9  we do have permeable concrete (for stormwater runoff treatment) but....yeeeshhhh
Posted by: Frank G   2007-11-06 19:29  

#8  Neighbour intervened
heh
Posted by: Jan from work   2007-11-06 19:01  

#7  Lulz, I always figured 5089 inherited the legendary PeeDee stash.
Posted by: Thomas Woof   2007-11-06 18:39  

#6  it was ass-phalt....
Posted by: USN,Ret.   2007-11-06 15:20  

#5  But he thought it was the real thing.
Posted by: JohnQC   2007-11-06 13:34  

#4  I'm not a pervert. I was drunk and overdosed on arthritis medication. I was doing pushups.
Posted by: Steven Marshall   2007-11-06 11:31  

#3  He was fed up with things and decided it was time to do more than just tell the world to f*ck off.
Posted by: Penguin   2007-11-06 10:19  

#2  Was the pavement over 18? And is he related to the guy who had sex with his bike? ;)

But seriously....I can't forget the time I saw a crazy homeless guy have a domestic dispute with his winter coat. Apparently his winter coat was so sexy it was trying to steal his woman....

Posted by: Swamp Blondie   2007-11-06 09:40  

#1  I've heard of "pounding the pavement" before, but never like that.
Posted by: Mike   2007-11-06 09:23  

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