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New 'Islamic car' to have Mecca compass
2007-11-11
MALAYSIA, Iran and Turkey plan to build an "Islamic car" fitted with a compass to find the direction of Mecca, and a compartment to keep the Koran in, the Malaysian state news agency said.
Malaysian automaker Proton's managing director Syed Zainal Abidin Syed Mohamed Tahir said during a visit to Tehran that the vehicle would be aimed at the global export market.

"We will identify a car that we can develop to be produced in Malaysia, Iran or Turkey," he told the Bernama agency in a weekend report.

"The car will have all the Islamic features and should be meant for export purposes," he said, adding that it would feature a compartment for keeping the Muslim holy book the Koran, and prayer scarves.

Mr Syed Zainal said the vehicle was an Iranian initiative.

"What they (Iran) want to do is to call that an Islamic car," he said, giving no further details.

Proton announced last week that it had won an order to supply 5000 units of its compact Waja model to be used as taxis in Tehran as part of the city's $US200 million public transport renewal initiative.

Proton has been trying to kick-start its export market as it attempts to halt a sharp decline in domestic market share and stem a series of losses - attributed to a lack of new models and a reputation for poor quality.

It is in negotiations with German auto giant Volkswagen over an alliance that it hopes could turn its fortunes around.
Posted by:tipper

#21  *Moon roof standard.

LOL!

Comes complete with that old camel smell, automatic wife beat and blows up if any of the passengers try to play chess or have a wife over 9 years old.
Posted by: Icerigger   2007-11-11 18:46  

#20  *Koran compartment is where the airbag would usually be.
*Moon roof standard.
*Dent resistant exterior so it can be beat when it doesn't work.
*Car Cover/burqa permanantly attached so the guys are not disturbed by its headlights.
*Voice activated ignition - must recite a passage in deemed acceptable arabic to start.
**Warrenty void until it is driven to mecca.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2007-11-11 18:13  

#19  Does it come with a burqa?
Posted by: JohnQC   2007-11-11 18:04  

#18  Hopefully they will steal one more invention and claim it as their own - toilet paper.
Posted by: Grumenk Philalzabod0723   2007-11-11 16:09  

#17  And in the back a child restraining seat, renamed the "Aisha" seat, for your child bride.
Posted by: tipper   2007-11-11 16:08  

#16  In keeping with Islamic tradition, all the technical details will be stolen from the west. Soon we will be hearing that Islam invented the wheel, the windshield wiper, and the side curtain air bag.
Posted by: Darrell   2007-11-11 13:38  

#15  The fresh smell of camel dung.
Posted by: Icerigger   2007-11-11 13:22  

#14  Proton cars ... won't save 'em

Only if those Protons are good at absorbing Neutrons.
Posted by: Zenster   2007-11-11 12:41  

#13  The Splatmobile.
Posted by: Excalibur   2007-11-11 11:32  

#12  The car will have all the Islamic features and should be meant for export purposes

As I fortold 5 years ago - the time of GRAND AYATOLLAH has arrived.
Posted by: Thomas Woof   2007-11-11 10:33  

#11  Plus it promotes recycling. You can use the same sticks to beat them off with that you use on your wife or on any woman who walks down the street without lowering her eyes.

Leading the way in environmental awareness, they are.
Posted by: lotp   2007-11-11 10:03  

#10  Proton has been trying to kick-start its export market as it attempts to halt a sharp decline in domestic market share and stem a series of losses - attributed to a lack of new models and a reputation for poor quality.

I've got it! A Mecca compass and a Koran compartment!! Our dealers will be beating them off with sticks! Inshallah!!!
Posted by: tu3031   2007-11-11 10:00  

#9  This is excellent. Now a car can tell you how to pray to your idols of wood and stone in the middle of the desert.
Posted by: newc   2007-11-11 08:54  

#8  Bluetooth activated detonating device.
Posted by: Helmuth, Speaking for Joluper8461   2007-11-11 08:40  

#7  The car will have all the Islamic features...

Like a goat in the backseat?
Posted by: Raj   2007-11-11 07:58  

#6  Proton cars are junk... so they take refuge in Islam... won't save 'em though...
Posted by: john frum   2007-11-11 07:22  

#5  sounds like a real piece of shit. bet it looks like a Pacer
Posted by: Frank G   2007-11-11 06:51  

#4  OnCrescent?
Posted by: Beldar Gluting1713   2007-11-11 06:41  

#3  Sorry Muhammed, but on a globe any direction faces Mecca. The Koran prescribes directing prayer on the shortest path, because Muhammed believed that the earth was flat. Muslims are required to believe that Alexander the Great travelled to the spot where the Sun sets and found people living in a swamp. (I have a book titled, "Islamic Legends Concerning Alexander the Great.")
Posted by: McZoid   2007-11-11 05:46  

#2  So...read the Koran...while driving?

Pray in the direction of Mecca...while driving?

This is totally retarded.
Posted by: gromky   2007-11-11 05:37  

#1  Stops five times a day for "prayer", comes with a large boot for the fertiliser bomb, and whines incessantly.
Posted by: Mullah Lodabullah   2007-11-11 04:50  

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