by Jules Crittenden
ItÂ’s the opportunity of a lifetime for an ink-stained wretch like me. No. 2 has consented to an interview. No, not that No. 2. Ayman al-Zawahri, deputy to the real-life Imam Evil himself. . . . I should point out that as a rabidly and openly anti-terrorist, Bush-supporting Western scribbler Â… a rare beast, let me assure you Â… IÂ’m pretty much what youÂ’re looking for, Ayman. Maybe a little short on star power and name recognition, but youÂ’ll have to agree IÂ’m no sap for those incompetents in Congress who have such trouble following your instructions. Plus, I have the added benefits of having gone with the Crusaders when they began their campaign of war crimes in Iraq, of being widely denounced as a war criminal and international art thief, myself, and of having been unabashed in my support of the Christian dogs ever since. It could work. Think about it.
One thing, though. I really donÂ’t care to do business with Islamic terrorists or your Web lackeys, and prefer not to shake even electronically your filthy, bloodstained hands any more than you care to touch mine. So hereÂ’s a compromise. I will post my questions on this shamelessly pro-Crusader forum, where your donkey wallah messengers might see them and convey them to you. You answer via your satellite flunkies at al-Jazeera. Deal?
To the questions. . . .
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