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Paris Hilton Gets Cozy With K-Fed
2008-01-02
Hotel party princess Paris Hilton was spotted cozying up to bosom buddy Britney Spears' ex-husband Kevin Federline in Los Angeles this weekend, according to London's Daily Mail.

Capping off a catastrophic year for 26-year-old fallen pop star Spears, her out-on-the-town other half Paris was photographed getting friendly with her babies' daddy K-Fed at hotspot Lax.

Hilton, also 26, hit the club circuit alone and Brit-less over the weekend. But K-Fed soon rushed to the former prisoner's side and planted a kiss on her cheek. The pair were seen giggling and whispering throughout the night.
Posted by:Fred

#9  Jeebus Dawg! that's a prototype! An unknowingly non-slut could be seriously injured!

btw - LOL
Posted by: Frank G   2008-01-02 20:06  

#8  Is this kinda thing covered by Blair's Law?
Posted by: mojo   2008-01-02 14:04  

#7  
Help For Paris Hilton.

One of Rantburg's dedicated Senior Engineers, Frank G., in hiz spare time no less, invented this naughty little Something Spechul for Paris Hilton. "SEE A NEED, Invent a Solution" is hiz Motto!

/:) Happy new Year!
Posted by: RD   2008-01-02 12:11  

#6  These skanks quit wearing panties because California law requires public utilities to be open for inspection.

Gromomble, I think that was the snark of the day.
Posted by: Jonathan   2008-01-02 12:00  

#5  Moosey, thatr be skanky alright!

>:)
Posted by: RD   2008-01-02 11:50  

#4  (SNSFW, but funny.)

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y25/mluphoup/parisnight.jpg

Posted by: Anonymoose   2008-01-02 11:00  

#3  Hey, Kevin, didn't ya hear? She's outta grampa's will.
So the serious money's already off the table.
Posted by: tu3031   2008-01-02 08:49  

#2  These skanks quit wearing panties because California law requires public utilities to be open for inspection.
Posted by: Gromomble Oppressor of the Iowans8916   2008-01-02 06:00  

#1  We need to start spaying and neutering mindless celebrities before they start to cross-pollinate.
Posted by: Eohippus Chavilet7436   2008-01-02 05:43  

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