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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Police: Connellsville Man Claims Rape Of 5-Year-Old Accidental
2008-01-06
CONNELLSVILLE, Pa. -- Police said a Fayette County mutant man claimed he sexually assaulted a 5-year-old by accident. Connellsville officials arrested Jeremiah McGee, 25, on Thursday and charged him with several felony counts.

Police said the girl was in McGee's care at his West Cedar Avenue home for the weekend when the alleged assault happened. When the girl returned home, she told her mother what happened, police said.

According to police, when McGee was interviewed, he told them the assault must have been an accident. Court papers said he admitted to sleeping in bed with the girl when he heard a noise, which police said might have been the girl screaming for help. He said the alleged assault might have happened while he was asleep, dreaming.
He won't be dreaming when he's in the slammer for the rest of his life.
Police charged McGee with felony rape of a child, involuntary deviate sexual intercourse and statutory sexual assault. He is in the Fayette County Prison on $100,000 bond until he faces a judge on the charges later this month.

"Any type of charge like this, we are going to prosecute to the fullest extent of the law and let the court system take its part in it," said Chief Ed McSheffrey of the Connellsville Police Department.
There are any number of ways somebody could accidentally be neutered, especially around a prison.
“Yo, Jeremiah, sorry ‘bout the pruning shears, man. I dreamed I was trimmin' the warden's magnolia bushes and, well, you know, stuff just happens.”
Posted by:Gromomble Oppressor of the Iowans8916

#6  Along the lines of the guy who defended his lie claim that he had a Medal of Honor on the grounds of "Free Speech", perhaps this guy can say raping a five-year-old was "Artistic Expression". Or another good one is "Temporary Insanity" and that he's feeling "Much Better Now".
Posted by: gorb   2008-01-06 15:19  

#5  "accidental" rape?

What - he "accidentally" mistook the girl for a goat? Or his pocket?

Try him. Convict him. Hang him by his you-know-what.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2008-01-06 12:20  

#4  No, no, no. If guilty just reduce his carbon imprint to zero [no offsets].
Posted by: Procopius2k   2008-01-06 11:49  

#3  just accidentally execute the bastard.
Posted by: danking70   2008-01-06 11:38  

#2  Oh jeez, our knife slipped and we accidently cut off your instrument. Forever sorry.
Posted by: Woozle Elmeter 2907   2008-01-06 10:21  

#1  Hmmm, mutant isn't far from correct. Here in PA we call it Fayette Nam...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2008-01-06 08:49  

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