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Home Front: Culture Wars
Tim Blair: How To Avoid Being Fired for Blogging
2008-02-15
In which the mighty Aussie wordsmith analyzes the firing of CNN producer Chez Pazienza.

Step One: Does your employer have a policy that might prohibit blogging? Check to make sure! For example, this could indicate trouble ahead for the would-be online commentator:


"CNN has a policy that says employees must first get permission to write for a non-CNN outlet."


If your employer's policy is unclear to you, it's best to ask a superior or someone fluent in English for further explanation rather than waiting until you're unemployed then claiming you were fired "because of your views".

Step two: Let's say you're a wild, reckless, egomaniacal type who doesn't care for rules and runs a 167-word biography about yourself on the front page of your site announcing, among other things, that you're a "nuisance to authority figures". No way are you going to ask permission to write for non-CNN sources! To hell with you, corporate media! But be careful; those big CNN dollars might stop rolling in if you fail to post anonymously. Otherwise, CNN is likely to be troubled by a senior producer at a vanilla deal like American Morning writing the following:

We've come to understand that Bush has the IQ of a lemon and accept that he'll never be able to approach any situation, no matter how significant, with anything but the most rudimentary of motor skills. He's a dumb, lumbering jackass, and we know it.

And this:

I was never one of those people who believed that Condi Rice was a genius to begin with, despite a doctorate and her admittedly masterful skill at concealing her secret life as a hardcore lesbian ...

Lines like these might lead to workplace tension.

Step Three: Don't post pictures of yourself looking like you've just eaten the planet's entire supply of smug. This won't necessarily stop you getting fired, but it might stop a few people being happy about it.

Some additional information, courtesy of NewsBusters: Pazienza not only blogged on his own site in defiance of his terms of employment with CNN, he also became a regular contributor (presumably, a paid one) at the Huffasuffaluffagus Post.

If the content of his blog is any guide, Mr. Patienza is a talented writer with a fine turn of phrase -- but also a raging antireligious bigot with terminal BDS.

Given CNN's ideological leanings, he probably fit right in. There's no reasonable doubt he got canned for breach of contract, not for his views.
Posted by:Mike

#2  after an operation to remove a brain tumor

unusual in that they asked a proctologist to do the surgery
Posted by: Frank G   2008-02-15 18:52  

#1  Mr. Pazienza said he started his blog in May 2006 as a way to keep his mind occupied while he was on a medical leave of several months after an operation to remove a brain tumor.

Might explain the wild, reckless, egomaniacal behavior.

Or it could be that he's naturally a jerk.
Posted by: Pappy   2008-02-15 17:46  

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