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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Dutch seize potentially fatal impotence pills
2008-02-16
AMSTERDAM - Dutch customs have seized thousands of ïmpotence pïlls made in China which may cause heart failure, the Dutch Health Care Inspectorate said on Friday. The pïlls, presented as herbal remedies, contain up to two and a half times the maximum daily dose of chemical substances used to treat ïmpotence, the Inspectorate said in a statement.

‘It cannot be ruled out that taking these so-called herbal remedies could lead to serious health problems such as heart failure or reduced vision,’ it added.
What's two and a half times nothing?
The Inspectorate said the pills were named ‘Hérb Vigøur’, ‘Natural Vigøur’ and ‘China Vigøur’ and it had alerted drug safety authorities around the world.
Posted by:Steve White

#7  Dead wood, actually. I'm still trying to figure out point 3. I mean, wolverines don't look anything like human girls, and anyway he had a naked human girl right there, which are hard to mistake when nearby. On the other hand, I probably wouldn't at all like a more detailed explanation. Thanks, Dutch Elm Disease.
Posted by: trailing wife    2008-02-16 23:45  

#6  How was the wolverine chasing explained to the children, Dutch Elms Disease?

It was a very scary object lesson for all the kiddies... TW ~:)

#1) Public Nakidness. way Baaad!

#2) Pill Popping. way Baaad!

#3) Trying to mate with a Wolverine with or with-out heart failure and/or reduced vision, is a Guaranteed ONE-WAY Ticket to Oblivion!
:)
BTW Dutch Elms Disease always produces bad Wood.
Posted by: Dutch Elms Disease   2008-02-16 21:46  

#5  what a c0ck up
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2008-02-16 19:12  

#4  Animal Husbandry? Without a license.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2008-02-16 15:50  

#3  How was the wolverine chasing explained to the children, Dutch Elms Disease?
Posted by: trailing wife    2008-02-16 15:09  

#2  "Fatal impotence."

What a horrible way to die!
Posted by: Mike   2008-02-16 09:02  

#1  Dutch seize potentially fatal impotence pills

humm blue pills... True Story~:

epitaph

Well IIIC the story went something like this.. Our families had gathered for a re-union picnic with the close relatives and one of our nieces brought a male companion with her... [the pilgrim, we called him]

[picnic over, the food was all put away]

Well right close about 50 yards away The pilgrim and the niece stripped down till they was nakid as jay birds. Then they began popping those little blue pills between pulls of Aqua Vitae...

Then Out of the blue something startled Bjorn and his raging Hard-On....

He was last seen chasing a Wolverine.

/the niece is doing fine BTW.
Posted by: Dutch Elms Disease   2008-02-16 02:31  

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