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Employees Must Use Toilet Paper
2008-03-12
A proposed law currently making its way through the Florida legislature might help you with what can be an embarrassing problem. Here's the bottom line, the bill would be a mandate that all eating establishment must have enough toilet paper when you go into the restroom.

The only problem is the bill doesn't dictate how much toilet paper is "enough."

State Senator Victor Crist, a Republican from Tampa, felt the problem was so important, a law must be passed to protect the backsides of anyone in Florida. The measure will also try to regulate the cleanliness of restrooms in eating establishments.

Crist, says in the bill, restaurant inspectors, "should also check the restrooms along with the kitchens to make sure that basic cleanliness necessities are in place."

The Senate Regulated Industries Committee approved the bill, SB 836, on Monday. It has two more stops to go and as long as it's not wiped out before then, it could then go to the Senate floor. A similar measure is currently awaiting passage by the House.
Posted by:Anonymoose

#8  Ewwwwww - IOW, are they trying to tell the consumers and voters of FLORIDA that OVIOUS-ITY + PROPER SANITATION WAS NEVER PART OF FLORIDA HEALTH-BUSINESS REGS = JOB DESCRIPTION OF STATE-LOC HEALTH INSPECTORS???
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2008-03-12 18:59  

#7  Do we really want government to legislate this $hit?
Posted by: gorb   2008-03-12 17:47  

#6  so is it OK to place a koran behind a glass panel with the 'Break here for an Emergency" label?
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2008-03-12 14:52  

#5  I have to throw in a plug for warm water bidets. Those things are addictive. Toilet paper just doesn't seem to work anymore after using them for a while.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2008-03-12 13:16  

#4  Same amount as in a milspec MRE bag?
Posted by: Procopius2k   2008-03-12 13:14  

#3  "It has two more stops to go and as long as it's not wiped out before then, it could then go to the Senate floor"

Coffee spill!!

"
The only problem is the bill doesn't dictate how much toilet paper is enough."


You'all can look here.
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2008-03-12 13:09  

#2  DG did you miss Here's the bottom line...?
Posted by: GK   2008-03-12 13:09  

#1  Â“The Senate Regulated Industries Committee approved the bill, SB 836, on Monday. It has two more stops to go and as long as it's not wiped out before then…”

Reporters are soooooo clever these days.
Posted by: DepotGuy   2008-03-12 13:06  

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