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| Farm animals ruin Gaza photo op with defecation, sex | |
| 2008-03-15 | |
Hamas allegedly paid Gazan farmers $28 each and transportation costs to attend the rally. Fatah supporters refused to participate. But there was only one problem — The Hamas-garbed farmed animals wouldn't stop defecating into the street and having sex with each other during the protest. From the always-excellent Popbitch: In Gaza this week there was a demonstration by animals for human rights. Eight camels bearing "Save the Children of Gaza" signs; two dozen donkeys, including one in a Hamas headband; 10 horses and nearly 100 sheep were brought to the UN building. After a few minutes the beasts started a dirty protest. Some defecated in the streets, while the donkeys started shagging each other. Journalists found it almost impossible to do a straight piece to camera without some animal porn behind them. No word on how many reporters ended up breaking into laughter upon sight of the spectacle — attendees included journos from, among others, the New York Times and the BBC. | |
| Posted by:Seafarious |
| #12 >:) |
| Posted by: RD 2008-03-15 18:21 |
| #11 actually, the pics were withheld for being too prurient for Paleo/Arab consumption. Gun sex and out-of-control Paleos would ensue |
| Posted by: Frank G 2008-03-15 17:58 |
#10 The Hamas-garbed farmed animals wouldn't stop defecating into the street and having sex with each other during the protest. Monkey-see, monkey-do. Or, in this case, donkey-see, donkey-do. |
| Posted by: Rob Crawford 2008-03-15 17:57 |
| #9 Methinks no pics were released on grounds it did not contribute to the Dignity of hamasniks and/or properly illustrate their Suffering. |
| Posted by: Seafarious 2008-03-15 17:55 |
| #8 Save a child. Shag a donkey, you Gaza perverts. |
| Posted by: Abu Uluque 2008-03-15 17:43 |
| #7 ROFL, Paul! Damn, but you've had an interesting life.... :-D |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2008-03-15 16:50 |
| #6 In the fall of 1966 at Berkeley, I was sitting in on a presentation by the Maharishi Yogi on Transcendental Meditation. He was the rage at the time, so I decided to go and have a look. The Maharishi had long black and gray flowing hair and beard, and was sitting on a rug cross-legged with a white flowing robe. He was surrounded by vases of flowers. Quite a figure he cut. So he started explaining his meditation thing. Some people in the audience had some good, pointed questions. Bottom line: pay $50 and take the course. The discussion centered around Zen. People asked if his system went beyond or was similar to Zen. He said something like, "TM will put Zen out of business." Well some of the audience started getting pretty hot under the collar, and the discussion started to get ugly. Just then, 4 stray dogs came into the hall, and went behind the Maharishi on stage. Two started copulating off to the side in plain view, but out of view from the Maharishi. People started laughing. The Maharishi started laughing, but he did not know about the dogs. Pretty soon everyone was laughing hysterically, holding their sides, even the Maharishi, though he still did not have a clue. Just shows you, it is all a big dog f*ck when you see the big picture. LOL! |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2008-03-15 16:47 |
| #5 Sounds like 1960s protests without the peyote... |
| Posted by: Pappy 2008-03-15 16:10 |
| #4 defecation & sex ima been gyped..where are the pics? >:) |
| Posted by: RD 2008-03-15 15:50 |
| #3 The hardest part for Hamas was seeing their favorite camels and goats being unfaithful to them. |
| Posted by: Rambler in California 2008-03-15 13:41 |
| #2 Classic! |
| Posted by: newc 2008-03-15 13:11 |
| #1 FILTHY INFIDEL BEASTS!!! |
| Posted by: tu3031 2008-03-15 13:09 |