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Spitzer's Popsie Dressed as Cheerleader for Charlie Sheen
2008-03-18
Hollywood actor Charlie Sheen allegedly hired the same call girl involved in the Eliot Spitzer scandal for a fantasy-themed threesome.
Ohfergawdsake. What's crasser than "crass"?
Pimp Jason Itzler, 41,
Now, there's a resume entry!
claims he sent Ashley Alexander Dupre under the name of Victoria and another girl, Cheryl, to Sheen more than two years ago, the Daily Record reported.
On the other hand, Charlie Sheen, though a model of crassness, wasn't governor of a major state at the time, so it's really his business, isn't it?
He claims Sheen paid $20,000 for a threesome with the girls dressed up as cheerleaders. "Sheen got the girls to dress up as cheerleaders and chant his name while performing sex acts. They loved Charlie. They said he was a great guy. A great lover. One time he had them dressed up like cheerleaders, chanting 'Charlie! Charlie! He's our man. If he can't do it, nobody can!'"
"Boomalakka boomalakka rah rah rah!
Sock it to me, sock it to me!
Sis-boom-bah!"
Rah rah ree!
Kick 'em in the knee!
Rah rah rass!
Kick 'em in the...other knee!
Posted by:Fred

#15  GUAM PDN > STOP THAT CHECK: SPITZER'S GIRL ALREADY GONE "WILD". Discovery vv GIRLS GONE WILD.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2008-03-18 23:05  

#14  Cap' H - recall Sec. Rumsfeld's observation that absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
Posted by: Harcourt Jush7795   2008-03-18 18:55  

#13  My feeling is that there's a certain number of groupies they see over and over again.

I am surprised that Clinton or Sheen or Spitzer haven't ended up with some sexually transmitted disease with this kind of risky behavior. You know the old saying: "If too many dogs pi$$ on the same post..."
Posted by: Captain Hupeling2734   2008-03-18 17:58  

#12  I'm not sure it's Charlies exageration. The quote I mentioned is basically an admission he likes professionals. I just assumed as a movie star he could probably find some star struck girl anytime he wanted. I could be wrong but i dont' think so. He does have a hit television show even if he's a troofer.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2008-03-18 17:39  

#11  No stories on her in the Post today. If that's the case, you'd better hustle up on making your deals, hon. You're at about 14 minutes and 50 seconds if even the Post has moved on...
Posted by: tu3031   2008-03-18 16:58  

#10  rjs: Funny thing is as a star he doesn't really have to pay. I think it was Charlie that had the famous quote (I'm paraphrasing) "I don't pay women to have sex, I pay them to leave when we're done".

My feeling is that there's a certain number of groupies they see over and over again. Look at Bill Clinton. The guy was always pawing at women; he was good-looking and a real charmer. And yet look at the women he actually managed to bed. Guys aren't picky about the women they sleep with (and they tend to be the same women, spread out over many guys). My impression is that most women - other than prostitutes - are picky about the guys they sleep with. This is why you see guys like Hugh Grant getting quickies from low-rent prostitutes in his car. Bottom line - Charlie Sheen may be guilty of a little exaggeration.
Posted by: Zhang Fei   2008-03-18 16:42  

#9  Funny thing is as a star he doesn't really have to pay. I think it was Charlie that had the famous quote (I'm paraphrasing) "I don't pay women to have sex, I pay them to leave when we're done".
Posted by: rjschwarz   2008-03-18 15:56  

#8  Charlie Sheen? With hookers? Kinky sex? When did that start? Next thing you'll tell, me, he's doing drugs or drinking or something... I'm flabbergasted, it's so confusing.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2008-03-18 14:10  

#7  If the Pimp is spilling all about other clients he must know he's out of business for good and that nobody would publish his memoirs or something.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2008-03-18 12:52  

#6  Paul should have at least gotten a "25% off" discount.

(Don't tell her I said that... She'd get hoppin mad)
Posted by: Capsu78   2008-03-18 11:35  

#5  It beats liberation theology.
Posted by: Penguin   2008-03-18 11:21  

#4  Yesterday [but not a lead in], Sir Paul was tagged for 48 million for his time with his squeeze. The kid gets 70K a year above that and support for school and a nanny. Figuring that the union was only four years that's less than Ashely per hour if they did it every hour of all those days. Remember the compensation is for companionship and time only and not for sex. However, if they were somewhat normal human being confining their extra curricula activities to an hour a day, that means he laid out over 32k per hour for the same experience. I'm sure the owners of the Emperors Club are envious. It's the old - Madame, we're just arguing over the price.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2008-03-18 10:07  

#3  Joe Cocker ruined that song (and every other one he sang, btw)...
Posted by: Raj   2008-03-18 08:22  

#2  er...Lennon/McCartney?
Posted by: Frank G   2008-03-18 02:25  

#1  lyrics and tune - Joe Cocker...

She came in through the bathroom window
Protected by a silver spoon
But now she sucks her thumb and wanders
By the banks of her own lagoon

Didn't anybody tell her?
Didn't anybody see?
Sunday's on the phone to Monday,
Tuesday's on the phone to me

She said she'd always been a dancer
She worked at 15 clubs a day
And though she thought I knew the answer
Well I knew what I could not say.

And so I quit the police department
And got myself a steady job
And though she tried her best to help me
She could steal but she could not rob

Didn't anybody tell her?
Didn't anybody see?
Sunday's on the phone to Monday,
Tuesday's on the phone to me
Oh yeah.
Posted by: 3dc   2008-03-18 01:11  

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