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Bethlehem – Ma'an – Palestinian Attorney General Ahmad Al-Mughani says he is considering taking legal action against Muhammad Rashid, a former economic advisor to the late Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat.
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The Attorney General's announcement came after news reports that Rashid is planning to invest 600 million US dollars in a construction project in the Jordanian Red Sea resort city of Aqaba.
For "the people", of course! I just neglected to let "the people" know...
Al-Mughanni told Ma'an that his investigation would focus on uncovering whether Rashid's money was stolen from the Palestinian Authority (PA). Rashid was formerly charged with managing the PA's investments and financial accounts.
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Rashid, also known as Khalid Salam is suspected to have embezzled huge sums of money from the PA following Arafat's death in 2004.
Ummmmm...he said it was okay. Really. Said he wanted to screw that fat pig of a wife of his out of it for stepping on his oxygen hose. Whom was I to deny the hero of Palestine his final wish?