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| -Short Attention Span Theater- |
| "Doom is coming - doom, I say!" |
| 2008-04-08 |
| Commenter "Lyle" at Tim Blair's blog Doom is coming - doom, I say; It will be here any day - Helen Caldicott agrees That weÂ’ll either burn or freeze. Through my research I have found Zombies will live underground And crawl out to eat the dead, As Ted Turner, scholar, said. Psychic healers and my cat Say, with proper funding, that Spirits will communicate DoomsdayÂ’s precise day and date. Kill yourselves, itÂ’s not too late To avoid a gruesome fate; Trust me, I have seen the tapes - Humans will be ruled by Apes! |
| Posted by:Mike |
| #4 Save the world....Kill yourself. |
| Posted by: bigjim-ky 2008-04-08 20:35 |
| #3 As Ted Turner, scholar, said. Truly brilliant doggerel. Your prose, too, Adriane. :-) |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2008-04-08 18:34 |
| #2 Eyes built an arc but then these here Nazi fellers showed up and plum done stold it right out the shed! And then this here Dr. Jones fella showed up and eyes axed him about Ma's brasitus, but he don't know nothin ... Got a 20 gauge for the zombies tho! That'll learn 'em. |
| Posted by: Adriane 2008-04-08 18:26 |
| #1 Head fer the hills! If yer already in the hills, build an ark! |
| Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418 2008-04-08 12:11 |