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Terror Networks
Twenty Hizbullah Terrorists Killed During Training
2008-04-10
Okay, men. Never do thi...
Twenty Hizbullah terrorists were killed recently during military training in Iran, according to the Kuwaiti paper Al-Watan. The paper based its report on statements from senior Lebanese Islamist Mohammed Ali Hosseini. Hosseini did not say how the 20 were killed.
Cough due to cold?
Hosseini said Hizbullah sees all of the deceased as holy warriors who fell in battle. Many of the dead were Shiite Muslims, he said, but some were Sunni supporters of the Shiite terrorist group.
They may not have been Muslim enough, but now they're dead enough...
Posted by:tu3031

#12  BLUE CROSS-BLUE SHIELD, OCCIDENTAL LIFE, etc. for Mama/the Merry Widows???

Posted by: JosephMendiola   2008-04-10 23:50  

#11  Plane is plausible. Training in Basra vicinity is a serious contender.
Posted by: twobyfour   2008-04-10 23:04  

#10  Hmmm.... I might have to revise my opinion of Iran's training program. Seems to be getting good results.
Posted by: DarthVader   2008-04-10 17:50  

#9  I think their training isn't rigorous enough. They need to make it harder. Sure, the death wash-out rate might go up, but . . . .
Posted by: Mike   2008-04-10 17:33  

#8  perhaps practicing for when the Olympics come to town: synchronized Javelin catching
Posted by: USN,Ret.   2008-04-10 16:08  

#7  Or they could have boarded an Iranian airplane.
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2008-04-10 16:01  

#6  One has to wonder if part of their training was really in Basra.
Posted by: crosspatch   2008-04-10 15:56  

#5  Knowing Iran, they were probably doing Basij-style demining training...
Posted by: Pappy   2008-04-10 15:47  

#4  Gee, I can't decide whether to say

It's a start....

or

Awwwwwww - ain't that just too bad.

Decisions, decisions.... :-D
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2008-04-10 15:39  

#3  "Okay, the book says that each one without a bayonet stands right in front of, and facing one with a bayonet..."

"THOSE WITHOUT BAYONETS STAND RIGHT IN FRONT OF, AND FACE THOSE WITH BAYONETS!"

"Okay, then it says for those with bayonets to thrust their bayonet at the man in front of them and scream 'YAAARRGGHHH'!"

"THOSE WITHOUT BAYONETS THRUST THEM AT THE MAN IN FRONT OF YOU WHILE SCREAMING 'YAAARRGGHHH'!"

"YAAARRGGHHH!"

"AAAIIIIEEEEGGGGHHHHH!!!"

"Okay, then it says that just before they thrust the bayonets at them, those without bayonets are to step out of the way."

"THOSE WITHOUT BAYONETS BE SURE TO...Oh-oh. Nevermind. As you were."
Posted by: Anonymoose   2008-04-10 15:31  

#2  "Sarge! Have you seen 2nd Platoon?"
"Sure! They're down by the quicksand pit..."
Posted by: Fred   2008-04-10 14:54  

#1  how one reaches 20...

"..Red wire & the Green wire with the Pink spiral line ... correct?"

"There's NO squiggly Pink line in the Green Wire!"

"What?"

"again, NO PINK!"

OH No! Mahmood has just.. BOOM!

x 20 = Twenty Hizbullees
Posted by: RD   2008-04-10 14:20  

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