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| -Short Attention Span Theater- |
| Ohio AG mixed metaphor alert (humor) |
| 2008-05-05 |
| "The Boring Made Dull" “Marc Dann, whose lecherous chickens have come home to roost, has surely missed the mark as he failed to toe the ethical line by refusing to go quietly into that good night by taking one for the good of the team. There’s now way to put lipstick on this pig – he needs to wake up and smell the coffee, to go beyond talking the talk, but to walk the the walk – he can’t whistle past the graveyard any longer, it’s time to resign.” Ha. By my likely defective count, that’s 8 metaphors, plus an obscure literary reference, wrapped up in two so-called sentences. |
| Posted by:Mike |