The Human Shield Movement has announced it reached its 10,000th pledge member. The lucky guy to sign on as a Human Shield Volunteer number ten thousand is Steven Morris from Birmingham. Morris has pledged to use his body as a “human shield” against an “attack on Iran” from “neo-con” President Bush.Volunteers from 22 countries not from Iran have pledged to travel to the Middle Eastern country at a moment’s notice to place their “human shields” or in simpler terms, their bodies in front of “civilian” [quotes added by 2x4] infrastructure in Iran in order to “prevent what they believe would be a catastrophic and unjustified attack” from the “warmonger” President Bush.
All the moonbats concentrated in the areas of a possible high level of mil activity... Any ambivalence? Nope. I'll take it! ;-)
| They think they're going to shield the baby milk factory. Wait til they find out that the Mad Mullahs™ want them to shield the centrifuge facility ... |
| Hard as it may be to imagine, a goodly proportion of the Shields have reproduced ... |
A “powerfully worded warning” was sent to the White House while spokesman for the movement, David Tyler, said “Traditional methods of protest are ineffective in the face of the neo-Con determination to implement their global vision”.
As to why these people believe their lives are worth anything baffles us. Life is cheap, war is hell, and if Human Shields are worth a dime a dozen then you could buy the whole lot for under ten bucks.