A Canadian man who asked his lover to carve a heart-shaped symbol on his chest during a rough sex game almost died when she accidentally pressed too hard and punctured his heart, a newspaper said on Thursday.
| "Oh, baby! I lo-o-o-o-o-ove you!... Ummm... Baby?" |
The Winnipeg Free Press said the 25-year-old woman had been sentenced to three years' probation after she pleaded guilty to assaulting the man in February 2007.
| "Yeah. It wuz me, I guess. I dunnit. Wudn't nobuddy else there but us, and it wudn't him." |
The 24-year-old man was initially given little chance of survival but made a full recovery and is backing the woman. Both had been drinking heavily and engaging in rough sex when he asked the woman to carve the symbol, the paper said.
| Somehow we guessed strong drink might be involved. |
Look, I've had sex drunk before, but this just DIDN'T end up on the menu. I guess I'm a sissy. Or I don't remember it (nervously checking chest for knife marks...) |