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| Iraq |
| Bradley has the right-of-way - Cool Rake job |
| 2008-05-21 |
| Hello Boss, this is Haji, Muji and I are going to be late again. Let me explain. I took yesterday's damaged borrowed taxi to Farouk's Autobody and VBIED Shop. This is the same place I took my damaged car. He said since I had two cars in the shop I qualified for the Frequent Fender-bender program and got a free loaner. After we removed the 155 rounds there was plenty of room so I picked up Muji on my way to work. By the way his Al Sadr Teeth Browning Kit worked well. Muji's teeth now are a perfect match with his goat's teeth. We were making good time on the Avenue of the 72 Virgins when we came to the intersection of Paradise Boulevard. Here we had a little fender bender with an Infidel in a Bradley. He didn't stop, but he yelled something that sounded like "Get the Farouk out of the way". How did he know I was driving one of Farouk's cars? Other infidels yelled as they passed, things like "Cool Rake Job" and "lowered front ends were big in the fifties". Boss, can you have the company truck pick us up tomorrow. I don't think I can get any more cars. Oh, and by the way, I think Muji and I are going to be on German TV. |
| Posted by:GolfBravoUSMC |
| #13 I suspect all those are what happens when you fall for those "We'll help you get your patent" Scams. |
| Posted by: Silentbrick 2008-05-21 22:14 |
| #12 Found more under Mase than Mays. Here is a partial list of the gimmicks and potions he's hawked: (I like the Samurai Shark Knife Sharpener) This list is incomplete OxiClean Orange Clean, Orange Glo Hercules Hook wall hangers Simoniz Fix It Scratch Remover Ding King automotive dent remover Zorbeez absorbent towels Lint-B-Gone lint brush Samurai Shark knife sharpener Liquid Diamond car waxing product Awesome Auger Ground Auger, Weed Auger, and Power Extender gardening tools Turbo Tiger vacuum cleaner FreeFone wireless phone holder Handy Switch remote light switches Micro-Men Duster FoneFree wireless cellphone headset Easy Off Bam! Sealtite Tire Sealant Currie Motors Chrysler Credit Hotline Vidalia Slice Wizard Vidalia Chop-it Steam Buddy wrinkle remover/creaser Cutco Kitchenware Street Options Auto Accessories Energize energy supplement EngraveIt Kaboom! Never-Scrub tile cleaner Sandstrom OnTV Mighty Mend It Big City Slider Station Gopher reach extending tool Mighty Putty Lexington Steele Lex Caliber Crack Spackle Drinkin' Logs Keggos Handy Switch |
| Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC 2008-05-21 20:00 |
| #11 LOL GBUSMC! Billy Mays? *snicker* "we're here in Baghdad to see how Nu-Finish™ works in restoring the shine and luster..." |
| Posted by: Frank G 2008-05-21 19:46 |
| #10 I'll bet the guy that got of the passenger dorr had soiled shorts |
| Posted by: Cheaderhead 2008-05-21 18:38 |
| #9 The guy didn't even have the courtesy to back out of the way after the Bradley got off of his hood! |
| Posted by: gorb 2008-05-21 17:26 |
| #8 Well, all he can do is go home and beat the wife and camel. Beter than taking it out on the bradley. |
| Posted by: Woozle Shomock6636 2008-05-21 16:58 |
| #7 High, Billy Mase here! |
| Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC 2008-05-21 16:55 |
| #6 Ah. They can buff that right out... |
| Posted by: tu3031 2008-05-21 16:21 |
| #5 they pay the guy off usually. Been doing it for ages in Korea and Germany. The "no stop" is due to potential ambush and IED. |
| Posted by: OldSpook 2008-05-21 16:19 |
| #4 The Bradley ALWAYS has the green light. |
| Posted by: spiffo 2008-05-21 15:42 |
| #3 There are traffic signals there. and some of the other vehicles stopped, so maybe the Bradly had a green light. |
| Posted by: wxjames 2008-05-21 14:47 |
| #2 I'm not sure this is very positive to the US Army's local PR effort... I hope the guy was compensated, or will be. |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2008-05-21 14:35 |
| #1 GB: I can hardly wait for the next installment of the Hardly Boyz. coffee and cookies through the nose never hurt so good. Gotta ask tho' it appears the Bradley is guilty of hit (smash) and run.... Is Geico's lizard gonna get pissed? |
| Posted by: USN, Ret. 2008-05-21 14:20 |