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| Pigeon-Robbin' |
| 2008-05-28 |
| IN Nigeria things are happening. Motor bike Taxi drivers from Gwagwalada, a small locality close to Abuja in the middle of Nigeria, have gathered to protest against a client they accuse of using pigeons to steal penises. The News Agency of Nigeria reports that the suspect’s last victim is a 35 year old Motor Bike Taxi driver named Musa Abubakar. The suspect denies all accusations. Abubakar claims Mohammed Ma’aji had stolen his “family jewels” with the help of a white “spiritual pigeon” hidden in his bag. This spiritual pigeon was wearing a small black tie around its neck. “I drove this man to three different places. On our way back to our point of departure, he squeezed his legs tightly around me which made feel sick and weak immediately. I therefore stopped riding to have a look in my trousers and it was gone!” Says Mohammed Ma’aji: “I already have one, what do you want me to do with his?..It is likely that Abubakar lost his penis yesterday evening with a woman.” The local transport union of motoclyclists have threatened to take the case to court if the pigeon does not give back the missing penis to its owner. Image of a pigeon with top hat, black tie and tails. |
| Posted by:Anonymoose |
| #7 "The suspect denies all accusations" > D *** NG It, the PIGEON LIES! |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2008-05-28 20:09 |
| #6 For instance if they were truckers, they would just get a new Peterbilt. Worst. Joke. Ever. :-) |
| Posted by: Classer 2008-05-28 18:03 |
| #5 Maybe they are in the product testing phase of that guillotine/chastity belt anti-rape device. Make up a story, even if its about a tie wearing bird, just don't let anyone know you were tricked by this zionist device. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2008-05-28 16:49 |
| #4 Now if they were in another occupation they may not suffer this 'theft.' For instance if they were truckers, they would just get a new Peterbilt. (ya gotta really try the veal) |
| Posted by: USN, Ret. 2008-05-28 14:20 |
| #3 Voyeur. |
| Posted by: Nimble Spemble 2008-05-28 14:17 |
| #2 Show me that it's gone, and then we'll talk about next steps. |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2008-05-28 13:41 |
| #1 Words just truly fail. This is the Nigeria that is a major oil exporter and where Christians are being persecuted and killed. Barbarism - sheer barbarism - is swamping the world while the West rots from within. |
| Posted by: lotp 2008-05-28 13:23 |