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Dutch man injures posterior in mooning accident
2008-06-04
UTRECHT, Netherlands - Utrecht police say a 21-year-old Dutch man is recovering after a "mooning" that went horribly wrong.

A police statement says the man and two others had run down a street in Utrecht with their pants pulled down in the back "for a joke." It says that at one point the 21-year-old "pushed his behind against the window of a restaurant" that broke and resulted in "deep wounds to his derriere."
Say it with me now: "Jeez! What a dumbass!"
Posted by:Mike

#2  "Warning: Pressed Ham Can Be Hazardous to Your Health!"

Should be required on all SF Restaurant windows.
Posted by: Thaimble Scourge of the Pixies4707   2008-06-04 18:12  

#1  If this was California he'd collect a bundle from the restaurant for not having signs warning that pressing buttocks against the glass was unsafe.
Posted by: DoDo   2008-06-04 17:15  

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