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North Pole man arrested for DUI on lawn mower
2008-06-25
Posted by:Mike

#3  They arrested SANTA CLAUS for public intoxication and for trying to mow frozen snow in his undies - you just know MRS. CLAUS is going to have "the Look" when Kris finally gets out of the caboose???
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2008-06-25 17:49  

#2  C'mon, if you're gonna ride a mower, try one of these: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=1779336

(FYI; I bleed green)
Posted by: USN,Ret.   2008-06-25 15:02  

#1  Limp d*ck cops arresting a drunk hillbilly on a riding mower. One might think there would be more pressing matters to attend to, even in Alaska.
A few years ago, they would have told this jerk to go home and take a nap. Today, he's charged with "evading police" (at 5mph ?) , DUI and probably Public Intoxication. You might wonder when it will be your turn to get railroaded for doing something dumb, but more or less harmless.
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2008-06-25 11:57  

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