You have commented 339 times on Rantburg.

Your Name
Your e-mail (optional)
Website (optional)
My Original Nic        Pic-a-Nic        Sorry. Comments have been closed on this article.
Bold Italic Underline Strike Bullet Blockquote Small Big Link Squish Foto Photo
-Short Attention Span Theater-
George W. Bush Memorial Sewage Plant? Where else, San Franfreakshow
2008-06-26
SAN FRANCISCO: Reagan has his highways. Lincoln has his memorial. Washington has the capital, and a state, too. But President George W. Bush may soon be the sole president to have a memorial named after him that you can contribute to from the bathroom.

From the Department of Damned-With-Faint-Praise, a group going by the regal-sounding name of the Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco is planning to ask voters here to change the name of a prize-winning water-treatment plant on the shoreline to the George W. Bush Sewage Plant.

The plan - hatched, naturally, in a bar - would place a vote on the November ballot to provide 'an appropriate honor for a truly unique president.'

Supporters say that they have plenty of signatures to qualify the initiative and that the renaming would fit in a long and proud American tradition of poking political figures in the eye.

'Most politicians tend to be narcissistic and egomaniacs,' said Brian McConnell, an organizer who regularly suits up as Uncle Sam to solicit signatures. 'So it is important for satirists to help define their history rather than letting them define their own history.'

Not surprisingly, those Republicans in a city that voted 83 percent Democratic in 2004 are not thrilled with the idea. Howard Epstein, chairman of the ever-outnumbered San Francisco Republican Party, called the initiative 'an abuse of process.'

'You got a bunch of guys drunk who came up with an idea,' Epstein said, 'and want to put on the ballot as a big joke without regard to the city's governance or cost.'

The renaming would take effect on Jan. 20, when a new president is sworn in. And regardless of the measure's outcome, supporters plan to commemorate the inaugural with a 'synchronized flush' of hundreds of thousands of toilets that would send a flood of water toward the plant, now named the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant.

'It's a way of doing something physical that's mentally freeing,' said Stacey Reineccius, 45, a supporter of the plan. 'It's a weird thing, but it's true.'
Posted by:GolfBravoUSMC

#7  After all,

The breakfast garbage they throw into the Bay,
They drink at lunch in San Jose. Tom Lehrer
Posted by: Eric Jablow   2008-06-26 22:17  

#6  A working sewer system is a mark of civilization.

They think it is some sort of insult when in fact the only way it could be is if the sewer system quit working - in which case it may be worth it just to watch "Physicle and Mentally freeing" working people haul their filth to a designated drop point, bucket by bucket.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2008-06-26 20:46  

#5  If it works as designed then, considering the amount of doo doo generated in San Fransico, I think it quite an honor.
Posted by: Kelly   2008-06-26 14:28  

#4  R of O:

That's is a great idea. Let's take it on step further. Many know the term "take a crap" came from the name on British toilets produced by Thomas Crapper.

I also will name my toilets San Francisco (40 minutes to my west) and henceforth when I have a BM it will be called "taking a San Francisco".

Even better I will call it "taking a Frisco". The term "Frisco" drives them nuts by it's self, so this way you can double my pleasure.

I can now leave a symbol of my disdain for San Franfreakshow anywhere in the world. I can hear Tony Bennett now; "I left my Frisco, in San Francisco".

The runniness of Paris
Seems somehow sadly gay
The movement that was Rome
Is of another day
I've been terribly alone
And constipated in Manhattan
I'm going home to my cesspool by the bay.

I left my frisco in San Francisco
High on a toilet, it calls to me.
To be where little cable cars
Climb halfway to the stars!
The morning fart may foul the air
I don't care!
My BM waits there in San Francisco
Above the white and chilly seat
When I come home to you, San Francisco,
Your golden rain will shine for me!

Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC   2008-06-26 12:10  

#3  Great idea! I hereby name my toilet, "San Francisco". The anthem for my new memorial is, of course, "I left my s**t in San Franscisco".
Posted by: Richard of Oregon   2008-06-26 10:34  

#2  "Most politicians tend to be narcissistic and egomaniacs," said Brian McConnell, an organizer who regularly suits up as Uncle Sam to solicit signatures. "So it is important for satirists to help define their history rather than letting them define their own history."

So tell me about that narcissism and egomania again, Uncle Sam?
Posted by: tu3031   2008-06-26 09:42  

#1  You know, this is more appropriate than they think.

A sewage plant is basically something people don't appreciate or respect nearly as much as they should, and they don't realize it until it's gone.
Posted by: Abdominal Snowman   2008-06-26 09:12  

00:00