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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Man accused of fork, frozen chicken attacks
2008-06-28
A man was accused of stabbing his mother with a fork and assaulting a second woman with 10 pounds of frozen chicken. Frederick Duane McKaney, 40, of Ypsilanti, was arraigned Wednesday in 12th District Court in Jackson. He faces two felony assault charges as well as one count of assault and battery and one count of resisting an officer. Prosecutors said McKaney stabbed his mother in the back of the neck with a fork Monday night.
'Take that, Mom!'
About an hour later, he hit a woman in the head with a plastic bag of frozen chicken.
'Take that, second woman!'
They had exchanged rude words while he rode his bicycle.
'Fart!'
'Burp!'
She needed five surgical staples to close her wound. McKaney has no attorney on record with the court. A pre-exam conference is scheduled for July 2.
Posted by:Fred

#9  we must having forking chicken control!
Posted by: badabump.   2008-06-28 20:04  

#8  If you commit a respectable felony, they will treat you a world better. Senseless b.s. like this will get you roughed up and railroaded in court. T
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2008-06-28 18:55  

#7  Homerun Deacon. Right oughta the ballpark.
Posted by: Woozle Elmeter 2700   2008-06-28 13:11  

#6   Deacon! clean that up with a spork!

Cop Sockin' Mother Sporker

see... not as dirty as a Mother F-er
Posted by: RD   2008-06-28 13:05  

#5  Deacon Deacon Deacon *shakes head*



wish I'd thought of that
Posted by: Frank G   2008-06-28 12:18  

#4  So where are all of the demands that forks be outlawed?

And while they're at it - frozen chickens too!
Posted by: WTF   2008-06-28 09:41  

#3  Well he did resist an officer. So there's hope yet he achieved that title Deacon. LOL
Posted by: CrazyFool   2008-06-28 09:11  

#2  Go to your room, Deacon LOL
Posted by: lotp   2008-06-28 08:51  

#1  Good thing he didn't hit a Cop. He'd be a Cop Sockin' Mother Forker.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2008-06-28 07:10  

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