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| Domesticated chimp is missing in California forest |
| 2008-07-02 |
| IIRC, the article about the attack by the two other chimps in 2005 was posted here. Pic of the owner at link. I think that couple should qualify as Honorary Idiots of the Day, after that earlier chimp attack (see details, pretty gruesome, hard to trust chimps anymore after some snack on your face and testicles, I'd say), and how moe bit off that broad's finger. |
| Posted by:anonymous5089 |
| #12 Rantburg does animal stories as well, Joe. We. Like. Them. |
| Posted by: Pappy 2008-07-02 23:38 |
| #11 ROFLMAO, #1 Spot! That's gonna leave a mark. :-D |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2008-07-02 19:31 |
| #10 Okay, I'll bite, will someone please ask the Dept of the Army + PENN STATE INTEL-PYWAR + MAFIAS, etc. WTFH does a LOST FINICKY CHIMP has to do wid the WOT??? TREES + TESTICLES are very nice or a funny touch but thats besides the point. Even MADONNA FANS are duly entitled to be PERPLEXED every now and then. |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2008-07-02 19:21 |
| #9 Well, seeing how "Moe" likes to rip off faces and eat testicles, I think I might shoot the bastard on sight. I might be inclined to agree with you on this one. He sounds like a damned menace to testicles everywhere. |
| Posted by: bigjim-ky 2008-07-02 14:13 |
| #8 No, tu, the testicles-foot-face-buttocks-chewing apes were two of his pals who were jealous not being given a piece of cake at his birthday party while he was... Moe only bit off the finger of a wimman, he's such a quiet fellow. |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2008-07-02 13:48 |
| #7 Well, seeing how "Moe" likes to rip off faces and eat testicles, I think I might shoot the bastard on sight. |
| Posted by: tu3031 2008-07-02 13:18 |
| #6 Life imitates Warren Zevon: Big gorilla at the L.A. Zoo Snatched the glasses right off my face Took the keys to my BMW Left me here to take his place |
| Posted by: Mike 2008-07-02 11:46 |
| #5 "Look out, I'm a CHIMP ON THE EDGE!" |
| Posted by: mojo 2008-07-02 11:27 |
| #4 Forty two years old and he finally left home, Good job! |
| Posted by: Richard of Oregon 2008-07-02 09:55 |
| #3 Maybe he moved to Spain. |
| Posted by: tu3031 2008-07-02 09:14 |
| #2 If California was half as progressive as Spain then that Chimp would not have to go hide from persecution and home servitude to speciest humans. In fact, little Zira is already qualified for a driver's license, unemployment benefits, and a free trip to the more suitable climate of Hondoras. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2008-07-02 08:50 |
| #1 "He meant the world to us," said St. James Davis. "He was the best man at my wedding." I agree. |
| Posted by: Spot 2008-07-02 08:32 |