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| 2008-08-03 | |
| A TERRITORY man filmed himself speeding at 150km/h while Prosecutor Sergeant Melinda Edwards said in court the father-of-three told police he "had masturbated while driving'' just before he was stopped for speeding on the 130km/h stretch of the Stuart Hwy. "(He) also video recorded himself masturbating while travelling at a speed of 150km/h.'' Sgt Edwards said Mr Erhardt — who was disqualified from driving — also told officers his act was "not dangerous'' as the "only person he could hurt was himself''.
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| Posted by:Anonymoose |
| #10 ...masturbating at the wheel of his drug-laden car, a court heard. His Holden SV6 was allegedly laden with 5kg of drugs, including two cannabis plants resting on the back seat Hey, I thought I would distract attention from the drugs by speeding and masturbating. O.K., so it wasn't such a great plan. It was fun while it lasted... |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2008-08-03 18:53 |
| #9 ~:) expertly done Frank LOL! |
| Posted by: Red Dawg 2008-08-03 15:58 |
| #8 bad move, especially with a windy road and a spoked steering wheel. Especially if you drop the joint in your lap. Ask Kevin at A5089 about The Dude in The Big Lebowski ;-) |
| Posted by: Frank G 2008-08-03 15:56 |
| #7 #6 "Father of three" and "I can only hurt myself" does not compute. Cannabis rots the brain... or is it playing with yourself at high speed that rots it? we'll have to ask some experts.... hummm.. Frank? tu? Shipman? >:> |
| Posted by: Red Dawg 2008-08-03 15:46 |
| #6 "Father of three" and "I can only hurt myself" does not compute. |
| Posted by: penguin 2008-08-03 11:57 |
| #5 I've been drivin' all night, my hand's wet on the wheel There's a voice in my head that drives my heel It's my baby callin', says I need you here And it's half past four and I'm shifting gear When she's lonely and the longing gets too much She sends a cable comin' in from above We don't need no phone at all We've got a thing that's called radar love We've got a wave in the air, radar love The radio's playing some forgotten song Brenda Lee's "Coming on Strong" The road's got me hypnotized And I'm speeding into a new sunrise When I get lonely, and I'm sure I've had enough She sends her comfort, comin' in from above Don't need no radio at all We've got a thing that's called radar love WeÂ’ve got a line in the sky, radar love No more speed, I'm almost there Gotta keep cool now, gotta take care Last car to pass, here I go And the line of cars drove down real slow |
| Posted by: Frank G 2008-08-03 11:17 |
| #4 Maybe it was the sight of a guy driving a car full of Mary J and jacking off that got him stopped, not his speed. Cops tend to notice that sort of thing. |
| Posted by: bigjim-ky 2008-08-03 10:50 |
| #3 He should have driven back through Western Australia. Many times I've driven all day at 150 to 160 Ks/hour through the outback and never a cop in sight. The only thing passing you is the occasional Japanese who has shipped his motorbike over to see how fast it will really go. |
| Posted by: phil_b 2008-08-03 05:30 |
| #2 Man, if that don't beat all. |
| Posted by: gorb 2008-08-03 02:15 |
| #1 He "was granted bail so he could marry his girlfriend of six months before he goes to jail" The judge is an IDIOT. And so's the girlfriend. |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2008-08-03 00:29 |