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| This Year's Bulwer-Lytton Bad Writing Contest Winner |
| 2008-08-14 |
| "Theirs was a New York love, a checkered taxi ride burning rubber, and like the city their passion was open 24/7, steam rising from their bodies like slick streets exhaling warm, moist, white breath through manhole covers stamped 'Forged by DeLaney Bros., Piscataway, N.J.' " |
| Posted by:Anonymoose |
| #2 "'Toads of glory, slugs of joy,' sang Groin the dwarf as he trotted jovially down the path before a great dragon ate him because the author knew that this story was a train wreck after he typed the first few words." — Alex Hall, Greeley, Colo. "Like a mechanic who forgets to wipe his hands on a shop rag and then goes home, hugs his wife, and gets a grease stain on her favorite sweater — love touches you, and marks you forever." — Beth Fand Incollingo, Haddon Heights, N.J. This must've been a tough decision... |
| Posted by: tu3031 2008-08-14 10:28 |
| #1 That about says it all. |
| Posted by: Richard of Oregon 2008-08-14 10:19 |