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Terror manual details custard-pie killings |
2008-08-18 |
Glue inside a custard pie thrown in the face of a victim could effect a neat assassination, according to a terrorism manual produced as an exhibit at a court here in a case that could land terror suspect Belal Khazaal in jail. Another method recommended in the 102-page manual was enveloping the person to be killed in a strong plastic bag, the court was told Friday. Khazaal, who titled his book Provisions on the Rules of Jihad, pleaded not guilty to knowingly making a document connected with terrorism. He also denied attempting to incite commission of a terrorist crime. The document, posted on the Internet in 2003, lists 12 methods of assassination including car bombs, booby traps, shooting down planes and “hitting with a hammer.” US President George W. Bush was on a list of assassination targets. The doctored-custard-pie method was recommended because the victim would not know that the glue inside would block up his nose and mouth and cause suffocation. |
Posted by:ryuge |
#9 That was actually used in an "Avengers" episode, the one with the disgruntled circus clowns on a killing spree... |
Posted by: anonymous5089 2008-08-18 14:19 |
#8 Heart attack or stroke, Anonymoose. Anything else doesn't bear thinking about. |
Posted by: trailing wife 2008-08-18 12:51 |
#7 The custard pie I at least understand. But how do you kill somebody with the bikini on the right side of the page? |
Posted by: Anonymoose 2008-08-18 10:44 |
#6 Commence Operation Three Stooges... |
Posted by: tu3031 2008-08-18 10:09 |
#5 Dummies for Jihad . Look for it in mosques everywhere. Fixed Ed :P |
Posted by: Mad Eye 2008-08-18 08:03 |
#4 How about writing a book full of the stupidest ideas for killing someone. What ever happened to the traditional "spray and pray" with an AK? |
Posted by: bigjim-ky 2008-08-18 07:41 |
#3 You could put Nitro Glycerin in their water glass then get them to drive down a bumpy road. |
Posted by: bigjim-ky 2008-08-18 07:40 |
#2 Inspired by KAOS exploding birthday cake! |
Posted by: Harry Hoo 2008-08-18 07:33 |
#1 Jihad for Dummies. Look for it in mosques everywhere. |
Posted by: ed 2008-08-18 07:11 |