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Home Front: Politix
Goldberg: Biden, Like Playing An Intellectual Game Of Whack-A-Mole
2008-08-23
I will leave you at this late hour with my description of Biden from a while back, which I see little need to embellish:

He says interesting things, from time to time. I think he makes a fair point here and there. He was correct, for example, that Congress needed to have a real deabte over the war. I think he has some obvious verbal intelligence.

But, again, what's fascinating -- and what might be distracting some folks from seeing his underlying-yet-occassional smarts -- is that he lets his ego and vanity get in the way.

The man loves his voice so much, you'd expect him to be following it around in a grey Buick, in defiance of restraining order, as it walks home from school.

He seems to think his teeth are some kind of hypnotic punctuation marks which can momentarily disorient the listener and absolve him from any of Western civilization's usual imperatives to stop talking.

Listening to him speechify is like playing an intellectual game of whack-a-mole where every now and then the fuzzy head of a good point pops up from the tundra but before you can pin it down, he starts talking about how he went to the store and saw a squirrel on the way and it was brown which brings to mind Brown V. Board of Ed which most people don't understand because [TEETH FLASH] he taught Brown in his law school course and [TEETH FLASH] Mr. Chairman I'm going to get right to it and besides these aren't the droids you're looking for..
Posted by:Sherry

#10  I see Biden as playing the wacky chemistry teacher who just had a big hit off the bong in a remake of "Porky's".
Posted by: SteveS   2008-08-23 16:33  

#9   Smug-N-Plugs
Posted by: Frank G   2008-08-23 11:57  

#8  Old Party Faithful id guess TW
Posted by: Warthog   2008-08-23 11:52  

#7  OPF? Definition, please.
Posted by: trailing wife    2008-08-23 11:37  

#6  Biden was meat for the Donk traditionalists. No matter what face they're putting on, there's deep apprehensiveness in the upper echelons. I suspect that their best guess is they're either going to squeak by [the optimal] or they're going to go down big in November [the possible] losing not just the Executive, but also the Legislative. Biden is an anchor to get the old party faithful to at least show up at the poles, cause I'm getting feedback that a big chunck OPF is McCain's at the moment or a no show.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2008-08-23 09:15  

#5  Seems like BO chose Biden to serve as a lightening rod, keeping the critical attention off Barrak and on Joe. The question becomes, how good will John be at refocusing the heat back on the man? It's shaping up to be the greatest show on earth.
Posted by: Richard of Oregon   2008-08-23 09:04  

#4  I think Obummer picking Biden makes is much more easier for McCain to pick a VP that he likes personally and has a history of working with in Senate, Congress or administration. He doesn't know have to pick someone that is key to a battleground state. He can pick who the hell he chooses to be comfortable with and is relatively safe - background, boners, slips, etc. Me, I think he should pick Giuliani, but then that's me not McCain. So, it has to be Romney. Even a Mormon guy is safe with Biden on the other ticket.
Posted by: Jack is Back!   2008-08-23 08:56  

#3  Biden would have made a hell of the other-side RantBurg contributor, not VP.
Posted by: .5MT   2008-08-23 08:55  

#2  The new sustitute for 'When pigs fly' - When McCain chooses Pelosi for a running mate.

Except a Gingrich/Pelosi ticket is perhaps less likely...
Posted by: Bobby   2008-08-23 08:45  

#1  I like Obama's selection, it just made the campaign interesting to me.
Stupid Joe is just about the most vapid piece of crap in the senate. Although watching that moron is endlessly entertaining. I'm certain he is going to provide some real (unintentional) comedy over the next couple of months. I can't wait for him to start telling us how smart he is.
There was a time not so long ago I considered sitting this election out because I could never pull the lever for McCain, now the Messiah has picked stupid Joe, I have to vote McCain, those other two knuckleheads can't be let anywhere near the whitehouse. McCain would have to chose Pelosi as a running mate for me to sit it out now.
Posted by: NCMike   2008-08-23 07:50  

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