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2008-09-03
Posted by:Fred

#12  Q: If Gloria's down-sitting parts is/are 32 inches from the ground, and the "whatever-it-is" (H/T: TW) is 36" from the ground, how far can a Hornet fly before needing the tanker?

Two hatchet handles and a little bit.
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2008-09-03 16:58  

#11  Damn, until you guys pointed it out I didn't notice that she HAD shoes.

the down-sitting parts on the other hand.......
Posted by: AlanC   2008-09-03 16:26  

#10  TW: Small is beautiful. :-)
Posted by: JFM   2008-09-03 15:49  

#9  Today's Math Exam:

Q: If Gloria's down-sitting parts is/are 32 inches from the ground, and the "whatever-it-is" (H/T: TW) is 36" from the ground, how far can a Hornet fly before needing the tanker?
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2008-09-03 14:48  

#8  Silly Pappy. Somehow you seem to have figured it out, though. :-)
Posted by: trailing wife    2008-09-03 12:44  

#7  Wow. If they'd taught math that way when I was in school...
Posted by: Pappy   2008-09-03 11:46  

#6  Thank you, Trailing Wife. I appreciate the imformation. I'm kind of short, myself. Maybe it would help if I wore cowboy boots.
Posted by: Richard of Oregon   2008-09-03 11:19  

#5  Ever wonder why a woman wears high heels when she is sitting down?

In my case, Richard, because otherwise my bottom won't reach as high as the chair, so the down-sitting would be a lot lower. If you look a little more closely, you'll notice that Miss Talbott needs to be on her toes for her bottom to reach the top of that whatever-it-is she's leaning it against. Really, it's an issue of basic arithmetic.
Posted by: trailing wife    2008-09-03 10:58  

#4  She looks like she's got something interesting in mind.
Posted by: Jolutch Mussolini 7800   2008-09-03 10:50  

#3  Gloria, just call me Monsooned Malabar.
Posted by: Besoeker   2008-09-03 10:25  

#2  Ever wonder why a woman wears high heels when she is sitting down? Longer is not taller. Never thought of that, did you? Hmmm.. Well anyway, she looks great.
Posted by: Richard of Oregon   2008-09-03 10:12  

#1  
*Hearts* Glorious Gloria *Hearts*

Ima in luv
Posted by: Red Dawg   2008-09-03 01:48  

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