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Malaysian man gets nut, not testicle, not almond, not lunatic, stuck around doinker |
2008-09-05 |
We don't make this stuff up. Maybe other people do, but we don't. A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his "Whoa! That is just so wrong!" "I'm so embarrassed!" The nut got stuck on his "The ad said 'In the event of an erection lasting more than four hours seek professional assistance.'" "Yeah?" "That'd be you!" "I'm a hooker." "A professional hooker. I can tell." "Lemme see what you got... Whoa! Now that's a nut!" "Couldja maybe...?" "Nope. I don't think so. I'll drive you to the hospital, though." Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the "This might hurt a little..." "Aaaiiiieee!" "Fish him down from the ceiling, wouldja, nurse? I ain't done yet." It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his "Hand me those Jaws of Life, wouldja, Clancy?" " "Grab him, Clancy!" "The patient is now recovering "[Whimper!]" and we hope to discharge him today [Sunday]," hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the paper. |
Posted by:Fred |
#5 need more detail: was it fine or coarse thread. oh, on second thought sounds like a Wile E. Coyote "Acme" thread moment....... |
Posted by: USN, Ret. 2008-09-05 15:54 |
#4 Wow! There's another thing I don't have to try for myself. Thanks. |
Posted by: Richard of Oregon 2008-09-05 11:36 |
#3 What a spanner ! |
Posted by: Mad Eye 2008-09-05 10:45 |
#2 Ouch! |
Posted by: tipover 2008-09-05 02:37 |
#1 This is likely cultural in nature, intended to improve male performance and female arousal/satisfaction during the coital act, aka "it-It-It-IT"! [THE SIMPSONS]. * NUTSHELL = THE ANCIENT/TRIBALIST EQUIV OF A MALE DILDO. The man has to be careful about getting his member seriously damaged or infected. |
Posted by: JosephMendiola 2008-09-05 01:08 |