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| Sarah Palin Has Cooties |
| 2008-09-06 |
| Poor Repuglikkkans think they have a dream ticket on their hands, but startling revelations are now coming to light that will put the final nail in the coffin of John McSame's illegal and immoral candidacy: Sarah Palin has cooties. Apparently, McSame didn't thoroughly vett his darling little bimbot before choosing her for his running mate. Then again, the senile old man doesn't know how many houses he owns...how can he be expected to know whether or not his own Veep has cooties? He'll probably deny she even has cooties or try to bury the truth. But the folks over at Daily Kos and the Democratic Underground have it on good authority that Sarah Palin does indeed have Cooties, and that her daughter is a slut (and not even the good kind of slut - she's keeping her baby). But more importantly, Sarah Palin has Cooties. Can working families who are facing mortgage foreclosures, unemployment, and skyrocketing gas prices thanks to Bush's failed economic policies really afford putting someone with Cooties a mere heartbeat away from the presidency? And how exactly can a Cootie-sufferer find the time to perform her duties as Vice President while raising five kids, one of whom is a slut? Perhaps Palin should just go back to Alaska and concentrate on being a Mom and finding a cure for those Cooties of hers. No one is really sure how Cooties are transmitted, but the general consensus is that you get them by being a pro-life, pro-drilling, Christian Conservative member of the NRA...and by kissing *YUCK!* boys. Any Hillary supporters or Evangelical Christians who do not want Cooties would be advised to refrain from voting for McSame/Palin this November. |
| Posted by:Beavis |
| #20 How does Roger Altman go from Deputy Treasury Secretary to publisher of the National Enquirer? Isn't that a major drop in class? Al |
| Posted by: Frozen Al 2008-09-06 16:32 |
| #19 Saracuda rocks! |
| Posted by: Legolas 2008-09-06 14:32 |
| #18 Hey Boss, that just shows that the loony-tunes are beyond parody. You just can't make up sh** that's any wierder or deranged than the truth. |
| Posted by: AlanC 2008-09-06 13:45 |
| #17 Sarah and Ma Duece for the win! |
| Posted by: OldSpook 2008-09-06 12:07 |
| #16 Thanks for the head-up Boss. In that case it was nailed. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2008-09-06 11:58 |
| #15 For sure she's no Michael Dukakis. |
| Posted by: ed 2008-09-06 11:43 |
| #14 Sarah looking around .... |
| Posted by: 3dc 2008-09-06 11:25 |
| #13 Hey guys - for those of you who don't know this is from the satire site called "blame bush". I don't know how this guy does it but he has a huge talent for parodying the rantings of the moonbat mind. |
| Posted by: Boss Snealet8138 2008-09-06 11:25 |
| #12 bimbot. wow. must have been up all night thinking of that one. I know people like this. He is not worth talking about because everyone he has ever talked down to for not agreeing with him automatically because he fancies himself clever is now not taking that shit. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2008-09-06 09:53 |
| #11 This NE story is going to make the French and other Europeans go absolutely gaga over Sarah. What will the poor liberal "elite" dems do when they realize their favorite paramore has dumped them for Sar'amore? |
| Posted by: Betty Grating2215 2008-09-06 04:33 |
| #10 Funny article. As for the NE article, who cares? It will only rally the troops around Sarah and make the liberals look even more foolish. What's not to like about it? |
| Posted by: Betty Grating2215 2008-09-06 03:40 |
| #9 Good to know - THANKS!!! |
| Posted by: anonymous2u 2008-09-06 01:38 |
| #8 So did you think you were angry before? I'm almost shooting mad. If I were evil, I'd take some cornstarch and put it in an envelope and mail it to the NE. |
| Posted by: OldSpook 2008-09-06 01:37 |
| #7 National Enquirer IIRC The Machine did the same to Jack Ryan v. Dickie Turban - got into his divorce (sealed) records and let it all spill......... Ryan was bounced off the ticket. Combine wins. combine always wins in the Peoples' Republic of Illinois. Unless Vallas comes back and runs as an R against Stroger Jr. - you ain't seen nothing yet - was reading another blog rumor is ACORN already sent out 300K absentee ballots in OH. |
| Posted by: anonymous2u 2008-09-06 01:37 |
| #6 Oh National Enquirer. They are getting ready to sue the NE for libel: NE is spreading a smear that Sarah had an affair with her husbands business partner. Also trying to claim she was "desperately trying to hide" the pregnancy of her daughter. And they cite her husband's ex business partner's "desperate attempt" to deal his divorce records, which was denied Friday. Problem for them is: its all lies on their part. The ex-parter of Todd Palin tried to seal his divorce records because slimebag reporters were getting his name address and phone number and were harassing the crap out of him and his 11 year old son. There was no affair, and no evidence of an affair. This one got kocked down back during the Alaska Gov campaign, was started by desperate crooked politicans who were scared to death of Palin getting in: it meant jail for them (and apparently they are trying to get revenge by selling this to the Obama camp and its pet press). Also there was no "cover-up" of the pregnancy - it was well known "secret" in Wasilla weeks ago, and so was the engagement. National Enquirer has libeled an innocent woman. Do you wonder just who owns the National Enquirer? Roger C. Altman. Yes, a close friend of the Clintons, and was Clinton's former Deputy Treasury Secretary, and has been involved in supporting Dems across the country. Just like US magazine is published by a major Obama backer and published the "Babies Lies Scandal" cover. |
| Posted by: OldSpook 2008-09-06 01:37 |
| #5 welcome back, welcome back, welcome back |
| Posted by: .5MT 2008-09-06 00:55 |
| #4 And that Israeli flag in her office proves she has joooties as well. |
| Posted by: Seafarious 2008-09-06 00:46 |
| #3 NE affair? |
| Posted by: OldSpook 2008-09-06 00:42 |
| #2 followed a link from instapundit about the NE affair story - rumor is the ex-biz ptnr asked the court to seal his divorce docs and it was denied. |
| Posted by: anonymous2u 2008-09-06 00:37 |
| #1 I told Darla this is what happens! |
| Posted by: Alfalfa 2008-09-06 00:13 |