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| Iowahawk: the coming Obama crisis |
| 2008-10-22 |
| SEATTLE -- Democratic Vice Presidential candidate Joe Biden promised a group of supporters Sunday that running mate Barack Obama "will absolutely 100% trigger a nuclear Armageddon kinda thing" within the first 20 minutes of his presidency, but added that "Barack Obama is looking forward to this apocalyptic opportunity to test his mettle, because he totally aced his LSATs." . . . "Now, that said, I want to easy your mind further," said the Senate Foreign Relations Committee Chaiman. "Right there along side Barack Obama, holding his hand through all these crises, will be me. Just like Bruce Lee, as Kato, faithfully serving the mysterious Black Hornet. Except for the mask and Chinese part. Ah so! No tickee, no shirtee! Obviously I've forgotten more about foreign policy than most of my colleagues know, especially Barack Obama, so I'm not being falsely humble with you. No brag, just fact. I've been there. I've created and resolved more international incidents than the rest of the Senate combined, so you can be assured that when America's enemies attack, I will bring my experience and 10th degree black belt in diplomatic chopsocky." . . . A spokesman for the Obama-Biden campaign later clarified the Senator's remarks, and urged reporters "not to take Senator Biden's words out of context." When asked what context that was, the spokesman explained that "the Senator has massive brain damage." Go read the whole thing. |
| Posted by:Mike |
| #2 Iowahawk rocks |
| Posted by: Frank G 2008-10-22 19:08 |
| #1 I totally agree with Joe on this. The swearing in of Obama as president is a crises of monumental proportions. All the other bad things that are going to happen are merely redundant echoes. |
| Posted by: Richard of Oregon 2008-10-22 14:58 |