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| This explains a lot about Hitler. A lot. |
| 2008-11-20 |
| An extraordinary account from a German army medic has finally confirmed what the world long suspected: Hitler only had one testicle. . . . The war tyrant’s medical condition has been mocked for years in a British song. The lyrics are: It's time for "Sing Along With Mitch Miller," folks. Follow the bouncing, uh ... ball! Hitler has only got one ball, Göring has two but very small, Himmler is somewhat sim'lar, But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all. Hitler has only got one ball, The other is on the kitchen wall, His mother, the dirty b——r, Chopped it off when he was small. Until now there has never been complete proof Hitler was monorchic — the medical term for having one testicle. But the document tells how Jambor saw the proof with his own eyes. In the account, he relives the horror of serving as an army medic in World War I. . . . “For several hours, Johan and his friends picked up injured soldiers. He remembers Hitler. “They called him the 'Screamer.' He was very noisy. Hitler was screaming ‘help, help.' His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: ‘Will I be able to have children?'" Hitler’s genitals have long caused controversy. Some historians dismissed the “one ball” song as propaganda. But an alleged Soviet autopsy on Hitler backed it up. Records show Hitler did suffer a groin injury in the Somme. |
| Posted by:Mike |
| #10 When was physical evidence a hurdle to Soviet propaganda? |
| Posted by: ed 2008-11-20 16:19 |
| #9 "...an alleged Soviet autopsy on Hitler backed it up"? That must have been interesting... I thought Hitler's body was so burned it was basically unrecognizable, and generally only bone fragments remained. |
| Posted by: Dar 2008-11-20 16:08 |
| #8 Did Hitler like the rodeo? |
| Posted by: gorb 2008-11-20 13:39 |
| #7 According to my parents, there was another set of ribald lyrics for the same tune circulating at the Fort Knox armor school in the Korean War, which was supposed to have come from the cavalry originally: Horse shit, it makes the grass grow green, Horse shit, it makes the grass grow green . . . |
| Posted by: Mike 2008-11-20 12:12 |
| #6 He's got legs, he knows how to use them. |
| Posted by: ed 2008-11-20 11:58 |
| #5 Plus, you could wear bikini underwear, comfortably. |
| Posted by: bigjim-ky 2008-11-20 11:39 |
| #4 Having to scratch only half as often probably did have it's personal rewards. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2008-11-20 09:28 |
| #3 All you need to know (or not) about the song from Wiki. |
| Posted by: tipper 2008-11-20 09:07 |
| #2 It's sung to the march from the "Bridge on the River Kwai" if you want to try it. The opening scene where they are all whistling, a great musical joke. We used to sing it at High School. And that is my earworm for today. |
| Posted by: Grunter 2008-11-20 08:49 |
| #1 Jeez, imagine what he could have done with 2. |
| Posted by: bigjim-ky 2008-11-20 08:38 |