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"Dam you, you beavers! Dam you!"
2008-12-10
GREEN campaigners called police after discovering an illegal logging site in a nature reserve – only to find the culprits were a gang of beavers.

Environmentalists found 20 neatly stacked tree trunks and others marked with notches for felling at a beauty-spot in Subkowy, northern Poland. But when officers followed a trail left by a tree which had been dragged away, they found a beaver dam right across the river, as reported by the Austrian Times.

A police spokesman said: "The campaigners are feeling pretty stupid. There's nothing more natural than a beaver."
Posted by:Mike

#7  All that is missing now is a gratuitous beaver shot.
Posted by: Spike Uniter   2008-12-10 23:22  

#6  dam straight there's nothing more natural than a beaver, just ask Ward and June.
Posted by: Hupeper aka Broadhead6   2008-12-10 21:33  

#5  "once they start shaving, the poles just keep popping up"
Posted by: Frank G   2008-12-10 19:32  

#4  "The campaigners are feeling pretty stupid. There's nothing more natural than a beaver."

Once you get past 'stupid' you've got it licked!
Posted by: Besoeker   2008-12-10 18:49  

#3  Don't think. FEEL. It is like a finger pointing away to the forest. Do not concentrate on the trees or you will miss all that natural glory.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2008-12-10 18:44  

#2  "The campaigners are feeling pretty stupid"

There - fixed.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2008-12-10 18:35  

#1  There's nothing more natural than a beaver

Mmmm, beaver....Ima thinkin' I better stop here.
Posted by: SteveS   2008-12-10 18:04  

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