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Home Front: Politix
Governor has one choice left: Sing?
2008-12-10
by John Kass

Gov. Dead Meat woke early, and even before he could spray on some dry look and meet the day, the boss of the Chicago FBI was on the phone, saying there were federal agents outside waiting to arrest him on corruption charges.

One of those charges was for allegedly trying to sell a seat in the U.S. Senate by the pound, and there were candidates willing to pay the price. His alleged co-schemer was his chief of staff, John Harris, who once worked closely with Chicago Mayor Richard Daley.

"I could tell I woke him up," Chicago FBI chief Rob Grant said of his 6 a.m. phone conversation with "The Unreformer" outside the governor's Northwest Side home. "And the first thing he said was, 'Is this a joke?' "

No, it's no joke.
Posted by:Steve White

#10  as I said yesterday in the Tribune thread, Kass is a gem
Posted by: Frank G   2008-12-10 19:01  

#9  "He'll have one of these odd types of suicide, like those people that shot themselves in the back of the head six times in the head."

Fixed it for yea. Didn't one of the Clintons associates manage to commit suicide by shooting herself in the back of the head?
Posted by: CrazyFool   2008-12-10 15:51  

#8  Yes. And also in some parts of Indiana.
Posted by: Seafarious   2008-12-10 15:35  

#7  "He'll have one of these odd types of suicide, like those people that shot themselves six times in the head."

If I'm correct he'll still be able to vote after that in Illinois?
Posted by: European Conservative   2008-12-10 15:24  

#6  "He'll have one of these odd types of suicide, like those people that shot themselves six times in the head."

If I'm correct he'll still be able to vote after that in Illinois?
Posted by: European Conservative   2008-12-10 15:24  

#5  Sing Tony, sing, sing, sing. Alright Rod and Patti, you join Tony on the chorus please, and squarely into the microphone if you would.
Posted by: Besoeker   2008-12-10 09:45  

#4  Is the governor in the market for a hired confessor? I work at competitive rates and will go anywhere in the US to confess to anything, if the price is right. No foreign requests considered. Gov, don't try to do this alone. Hire a professional confessor to get the job done right.
Posted by: Richard of Oregon   2008-12-10 09:38  

#3  
Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC   2008-12-10 03:54  

#2  QUEENSBURY , N.Y. , Dec 04, 2008 /PRNewswire-USNewswire via COMTEX/ -- On Monday, December 8, 2008, at 1:30 pm, the We The People Foundation will conduct a press conference at the National Press Club in Washington D.C.
The licensed attorneys who initiated lawsuits in PA (Philip Berg), NJ (Leo Donofrio) and CA (Orly Taitz), challenging Mr. Obama's legal eligibility to hold the Office of President of the United States , will briefly summarize the facts, legal arguments and status of their cases. They will answer questions from the press.

Prior to the start of the conference, at 10 am, the Supreme Court of the United States is expected to announce whether it will consider applications from these attorneys who have asked the Court to delay the proceedings of the Electoral College pending a determination of the underlying constitutional question - the meaning of the "natural born citizen" clause of Article II of the Constitution and its application to Mr. Obama.

Robert Schulz will briefly discuss Mr. Obama's response to the publication of his Open Letter in the Chicago Tribune on Monday and Wednesday of this week. For the reasons given in the Open Letter, Schulz asked Mr. Obama to: (1) immediately authorize Hawaiian officials to provide a team of forensic scientists access to his original ("vault") birth certificate and (2) arrange for the delivery of other documents needed to conclusively establish Obama's citizenship status. Mr. Schulz will answer questions from the press.

"Under our Constitution, no one is eligible to assume the Office of the President unless he or she is a 'natural born citizen,'" said Bob Schulz, Chairman of the Foundation. "To date, Mr. Obama has refused all requests to release his original birth certificate or other documents that would definitively establish his citizenship status and thus his constitutional eligibility."

The Open Letter to Mr. Obama summarizes the evidence against Mr. Obama and the adverse consequences that would befall the Nation should he assume the Office of the President as a usurper.
"Should the state members of the Electoral College cast their votes for Mr. Obama in the face of such overwhelming evidence, and without verification of Mr. Obama's eligibility, they would be committing treason to the Constitution," said Schulz.
Posted by: An roger515   2008-12-10 01:31  

#1  "Deat Meat"...

Prediction: Blago won't last a month, let alone years. He'll have one of these odd types of suicide, like those people that shot themselves six times in the head.
Posted by: Spike Uniter   2008-12-10 00:26  

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