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-Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
Smell Like Burger King With New Body Spray: "FLAME"
2008-12-17
Just in time for your mom Santa to toss this in your Christmas stocking, Burger King has released a limited-edition men's body spray that evokes the smell of freshly broiled Whoppers. But isn't this what they spray on the burgers already for authenticity? No! According to a press release, "The King is setting hearts ablaze for the holidays with his new scent of choice. FLAME™, a new men's body spray by Burger King Corp., features the scent of seduction with the hint of flame-broiled meat. A favorite of the King, FLAME™ is available for purchase for a limited time at select Ricky's retailers in-store or online." Because nothing's more romantic than the scent of mass-produced beef patties...except maybe the sultry FLAME™ website, which is really putting us in the mood (for salad).
Posted by:Beavis

#10  AIIIIIEEEEE!!!! I just saw the scene with "the King" on a bearskin rug.....MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!
Posted by: Cornsilk Blondie   2008-12-17 22:21  

#9  "d'ya have any dill chips?"
Posted by: Frank G   2008-12-17 22:14  

#8  So the guy sprays this crap on, and 'the little woman' really starts going bonkers over the aroma and begins doing all sort of wierd things that makes him feel uncomfortable, what's he supposed to say; "have it your way?"
Posted by: USN,Ret.   2008-12-17 20:59  

#7  I really want to see the statistics on how many of these they sell.

I live by a couple trailer parks. Who knows, it might be a big hit there....I'm not going to go investigate though...
Posted by: sjb   2008-12-17 20:02  

#6  Imagine that you go to your girlfriend'a house and smell like a Whopper and she has a couple of those ankle-biting dogs. Won't get out alive!
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2008-12-17 19:43  

#5  Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't the smell of grilled meat appeal to men more than women?

Just sayin'....
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2008-12-17 19:18  

#4  HOMER SIMPSON > HMMMMMM, FATTY FAST FOOD/BURGERS -IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN'T DO!?
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2008-12-17 19:18  

#3  Whoa - all I'm gonna say is that there better be Babe-related science to back it up.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2008-12-17 19:16  

#2  That is just so wrong . . . in so many ways . . .
Posted by: Mike   2008-12-17 16:48  

#1  Bet my dog will like it.
Posted by: tu3031   2008-12-17 16:43  

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