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Record-Breaking Breasts - One Sick Puppy
2009-02-04
One woman stopped at nothing to achieve her twin dreams: a 38KKK bust, and a world record

We were already fairly impressed last April, when we heard (via ABC) that one Sheyla Hershey traveled to Houston for a boob job. And not just any boob job: An enhancement bound for the record books. Because after eight surgeries and a full gallon of silicone, the petite model/actress was a staggering 34 FFF.

Still, Hershey wanted more! And she was determined to get it. When her boyfriend begged her to stop, she broke up with him (note to men: You have to support our dreams, no matter how deluded and life-threatening silly they might seem!).

But Hershey was forced to settle with her FFF mosquito bites because "the state of Texas has limits on the amount of silicone that can be injected into breast implants," noted ABC. Reading this, we found ourselves impressed by Texas, because we didn't think it was the kind of state to impose limits on such things, what with the Dallas Cowboys cherleaders and the state priding itself on everything being bigger there and whatnot.

But, as Hershey discovered through diligent research, they have no such restraint in Brazil! And so now, after a ninth surgery, she's the proud owner of both a 38KKK bust (according to Britain's Daily Star) and the world record for largest breasts. We wonder if Guinness has a category for worst back pain.
Posted by:GolfBravoUSMC

#11  Clearly 'tis the the REAL REASON for the OWG CAL-ZONE + ARIZONA DECLARING ITS STATE SOVEREIGNTY FROM WASHINTON DC UNDER THE TENTH AMENDMENT [Reddit]???

GLOBALISTS, RIGHTEOUS BOUNTIFUL TWIN GLOBALISTS, I SAY!

D *** NG IT, does anyone know iff Confederate Cannoneers wid 34 FFF's helped fire the guns at FORT SUMTER on that hot sweathy slinky Good-for-Bikinis-and-Some-Cannon-Shooting-at-Yankees/
Unionists-and-Abe-Lincoln Day back in 1861???

Gut Nuthin.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2009-02-04 22:35  

#10  them ain't breasts, them're dock fenders. Aye.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2009-02-04 21:18  

#9  Oh for an old style hatpin (You know the joke)
Posted by: Rednek Jim   2009-02-04 20:31  

#8  Good one, 'moose. ;)
Posted by: Cornsilk Blondie   2009-02-04 14:58  

#7  I'll bet they could read mine...
Posted by: tu3031   2009-02-04 13:47  

#6  Cornsilk Blondie: They can read minds, too?
Posted by: Anonymoose   2009-02-04 13:46  

#5  The psi rating on them must be amazing. Probably up around commercial airliner hydraulic system territory.
Posted by: Cornsilk Blondie   2009-02-04 13:42  

#4  Two sick puppies, in the long run. What a messed up woman.
Posted by: Grunter   2009-02-04 12:37  

#3  She'd better call NOW for free mobility consultation.
Posted by: Besoeker   2009-02-04 12:17  

#2  Damn. They're so tight ya probably can't even play motorboat. Unless you want a concussion...
Posted by: tu3031   2009-02-04 12:14  

#1  I goggled this to see what 38kkk means.

Apparently, about 50" or so.

She actually has had 18 surgeries according to her own official website. So 9 surgeries were to improve other parts of her body (the face must have gotten a few because she is beautiful there too).

This website also says that she is a wife and mother and speaks 5 languages.

Hope and Change you can believe in.

Si se puesta.
Posted by: mhw   2009-02-04 11:48  

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