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India-Pakistan
Coke has a rival: RSS's cow urine cola
2009-02-11
Dehradun The RSS has found something to give the popular colas and cold drinks a run for their money: bovine urine. The Sangh's Cow Protection Department is planning to produce a soft drink with this magic ingredient as base, and believes it will sweep the market.

The head of the Hardwar-based department, Om Prakash, said: "We refer to gau ark (cow urine) as gau jal (cow water) as it has immense potential to cure various diseases. We have developed a soft drink formula with gau jal as the base and it has been sent to a laboratory at Lucknow for testing."

Once the tests show positive results, he added, the department will think about its packaging, preservation and marketing.

While the RSS is at the task alone right now, once the drink is ready to be taken to the market, the Cow Protection Department might seek the help of the Uttarakhand Government in the operations. "It will be a revolution of sorts. The acceptance of cow urine as a potent medicine is increasing day by day and once it comes as a cold drink, its demand will definitely increase," Prakash claimed.

Stating that several colas are harmful to the extent that they can be substituted for pesticides, he asserted that their soft drink with cow urine will not only be natural but cost-effective too. "In addition to this, it will prove and justify the high stature accorded to a cow in Indian culture."

Cow urine, in fact, ranks quite high on the RSS list of priorities. "We discuss its importance at various meetings and public programmes. We have also been circulating pamphlets about its medicinal value," said Om Prakash, who has been actively involved in the task of cow protection and promoting bovine urine for the last four decades.

He names products ranging from toothpaste, shampoo, soap, face powder and shaving lotion to balm, biscuits, incense sticks, phenyl, mosquito coils and distemper which are being made from cow urine and cow dung. He asserts that tiles made up of cow dung have been found to be fire - and water-resistant and can ward off radiation.
It's a floor wax and a dessert topping!
Posted by:john frum

#8  you do if you don't live near a farm Rosie O'Donnell
Posted by: Frank G   2009-02-11 22:49  

#7  Do you really need to PAY for cow urine?
Posted by: bigjim-CA   2009-02-11 22:06  

#6  Where's the side graphic, ala FUTURAMA > WHATS-DAT-EPISODE's-TITLE "HORRIBLE HORRIBLE SECRET" [ FRY's ***** something ALIEN WORM COLA]???

D *** NG IT, I'M ALL FOR IT AS LONG AS ITS NOT IN MY LIFETIME!
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2009-02-11 19:09  

#5  He names products ranging from toothpaste, shampoo, soap, face powder and shaving lotion to balm, biscuits, incense sticks, phenyl, mosquito coils and distemper which are being made from cow urine and cow dung. He asserts that tiles made up of cow dung have been found to be fire - and water-resistant and can ward off radiation.

Cows. Is there anything they can't do?
Posted by: tu3031   2009-02-11 13:50  

#4  We DID call it DR PECKER when I was young.

You know when you had to watch your step for the Dinosaur Droppings.
Posted by: Rednek Jim   2009-02-11 11:40  

#3  Well, that explains Dr. Pepper.
Posted by: Mike   2009-02-11 10:48  

#2  Probably better for you than artificial sweeteners.
Posted by: gorb   2009-02-11 05:00  

#1  "It's in the water. That's why it's yellow."
Posted by: mojo   2009-02-11 02:07  

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