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Another NY Post classic front page
2009-03-19
D-list reality TV star beats boyfriend with cat which leads to...
Posted by:tu3031

#5  My wife watches Project Runway religiously, so I got to see this skank in action. Definitely doesn't play well with others, and has a fingernails-on-the-blackboard voice that makes Greta Van Susteren sound like Sarah McLachlan.
Posted by: Ricky bin Ricardo (Abu Babaloo)   2009-03-19 23:36  

#4  The details. And I have no idea who these people are...

"Project Runway" finalist Kenley Collins was arrested today after assaulting her fiance with their cat, authorities said today.

After throwing the feline, a laptop computer, and three apples at Zak Penley, Collins, 26, was charged with assault and criminal possession of a weapon (of meow destruction).

"It was a miscommunication," Collins told The Post after getting released without bail from Brooklyn Supreme Court yesterday morning.

"Fights happen, And that's that. There is no case."

According to law enforcement sources, an enraged Collins woke Penley up just after 7 a.m. by hurling their cat in his face. Then she threw her laptop, and as he fell crawled on the floor, slammed a door on his head.

She threw three apples, and doused him with water, before he was able to dial 911.


And kitty is fine...

City animal-control officials said that as long as the cat was not injured in the attack, they will not pursue cruelty charges.
Posted by: tu3031   2009-03-19 22:10  

#3  Obviously, they could afford a place in NYC big enough to swing a cat.
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Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839   2009-03-19 19:20  

#2  Poor kittieeeeeeee.

She should be charged with animal cruelty.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2009-03-19 18:31  

#1  OK, I have to ask, is the cat dead?
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2009-03-19 18:00  

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