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Giant lobster takes over U.S. 1 in the Florida Keys
2009-03-30
Oh, no! It's the giant atomic lobsters the size of helicopters from SNL!

"Everybody get out of here there's a lobster loose! Holy Cow! He's vengeful!"

As usual with such things, the headline is better than the story:


The giant lobster of Plantation Key found its new home Friday morning in the Florida Keys. Betsey, who stands three stories tall, is now out in front of the Rain Barrel Artisan Village shopping complex at mile marker 86.7 of U.S. 1.

Betsey is made of metal and fiberglass. She is a detailed, biologically accurate depiction of a female spiny lobster.

Betsey's new home is directly across U.S. 1 from her longtime perch at Treasure Village, a former shopping complex that has converted to a school.
Posted by:Mike

#2  "a former shopping complex that has converted to a school"

Now there's a sentence I never imagined I'd read....
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2009-03-30 18:35  

#1  Break out the Lemon Juice and Butter! If you squirt it at him, it repels him!
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2009-03-30 17:47  

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