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Sen. Kerry Clarifies Joke About Palin
2009-06-28
Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.) would like to amend that little joke he made earlier this week about Sarah Palin when he said he wished it had been the Alaska governor who had gone missing instead of South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford.

"Too bad, if a governor had to go missing, it couldn't have been the governor of Alaska. You know, Sarah Palin," Kerry told a group of civic and business leaders on Tuesday, according to the Boston Herald. That, of course, was before he and the rest of us learned Sanford had lost himself in Argentina with his secret mistress.

Conservative women rushed to Palin's defense after the Kerry joke. Ethel Fenig at American Thinker wrote, "Tee hee! Letterman, Kerry -- all afraid of strong, independent women! Kerry should find a job with David Letterman -- who would miss him?"

Kerry's spokeswoman now tells The Sleuth the senator really didn't mean what he said, though his clarification would hardly qualify as an apology.

"We stand corrected, the truth is every Democrat hopes Governor Palin is in the public eye for a long, long time, especially on the 2012 presidential ballot," Kerry spokeswoman Jodi Seth says. "Lately it's been Vice President Cheney that everyone hopes would lose the cameras and go for a long leisurely hike on the Appalachian Trail. And good grief, if anyone thinks John Kerry is afraid of strong, smart women, they sure haven't met his brilliant wife and two independent daughters. It sounds like getting crushed these last two election cycles cost some of these Republicans their sense of humor."
Posted by:Fred

#15  A piece of wood against a piece of wood.

Interesting idea, tu. ;-p
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2009-06-28 23:16  

#14  Since the Republicans are never gonna win up here anyways, they oughta run a pice of plywood against Jawnny and see how it does.
Posted by: tu3031   2009-06-28 23:10  

#13  I think "national treasure" might have been exquisite sarcasm.....or channeling Kerry's own mindthoughts

heh
Posted by: Frank G   2009-06-28 21:45  

#12  John Kerry served in Vietnam where he received three purple hearts in three months. He is a national treasure klutz.

There.
Posted by: eLarson   2009-06-28 21:32  

#11  Dork.....
Posted by: Uncle Phester   2009-06-28 18:51  

#10  My dog Toto is very upset, and yes he is from Kansas not Cambodia.
Posted by: bman   2009-06-28 14:15  

#9  John Kerry was in Viet Nam?

Nah, you're thinking of that movie "Pork Lips Now" where John goes upriver to hunt for Marlin Brando around the Cambodian border. On the way, John and his little dog Toto stop off to see the Great Wizard who gives him a magic hat. Too bad he never found Marlin (or a great white whale!), he coulda been President by now.
Posted by: SteveS   2009-06-28 13:35  

#8  Don't overlook the shock factor here - who knew there was something more humorless than Sen. Kerry? Sen. Kerry explaining and clarifying a joke lowers the bar. Hard to believe.
Posted by: Halliburton - Mysterious Conspiracy Division   2009-06-28 13:26  

#7  Yes, he was in fact there. There long enuf, by his own admission, to shoot a wounded enemy combatant to death with his Colt 1911. Hell of a man he is. Hell of a man.
Posted by: Besoeker   2009-06-28 12:10  

#6  John Kerry of Winter Soldier fame?
Posted by: JohnQC   2009-06-28 12:06  

#5  John Kerry was in Viet Nam? Why wasn't this in the news when he ran for President? Mighta made a difference...
Posted by: Frank G   2009-06-28 11:21  

#4  John Kerry served in Vietnam where he received three purple hearts in three months. He is a national treasure.
Posted by: bman   2009-06-28 11:16  

#3  And Sarah made her comments to all those Alaska NG units that are stuck in Kosovo because they didn't study hard enough in high school.
Posted by: Jack is Back!   2009-06-28 08:11  

#2  Clarify all you want, John, but Sarah wins this round with her "John Kerry, why the long face?" snark.
Posted by: SteveS   2009-06-28 01:40  

#1  To Kerry, brilliant == rich.
Posted by: Eric Jablow   2009-06-28 01:28  

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