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| Nigerian car thief turns into goat! | |
| 2009-07-08 | |
| In West Africa, widespread belief in witchcraft, black magic, and superstition undermine the fundamentals of journalism. Abuja, Nigeria - In Nigeria recently, an angry mob demanded that police jail a goat. Vigilantes insisted the animal was a human car thief who transmogrified upon being apprehended. Nigerian law doesn't recognize magic, witchcraft, or voodoo. Yet, faced with an angry mob, police acquiesced, arresting the goat.
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| Posted by:Besoeker |
| #8 At least he wasn't stealing naughty bits. |
| Posted by: whitecollar redneck 2009-07-08 18:39 |
| #7 If I were the cop, I'd ask to see the goat driving, if theey can't then jail the accusers for wasting the police's time. |
| Posted by: Redneck Jim 2009-07-08 16:25 |
| #6 In other news, Aberforth Dumbledore was arrested today. |
| Posted by: Korora 2009-07-08 11:31 |
| #5 Well we've got a Kenyan ass turn into a president. |
| Posted by: Beavis 2009-07-08 09:15 |
| #4 Prob'ly a beautiful she-camel, Spot, then seduced all the menfolk into desiring to marry her. |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2009-07-08 09:08 |
| #3 Would he have turned into a goat if they were Arabs? |
| Posted by: Spot 2009-07-08 08:49 |
| #2 Just wait until the Abuja detectives get through grilling the suspect. |
| Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418 2009-07-08 02:57 |
| #1 Err, how do you 'cuff a goat? |
| Posted by: gorb 2009-07-08 00:59 |