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| Israel boosting Gaza sex drive with gum: Hamas | |
| 2009-07-16 | |
| [Al Arabiya Latest] Hamas suspects that Israeli intelligence services are supplying its Gaza Strip stronghold with chewing gum that boosts the sex drive in order to "corrupt the young," an official said on Tuesday. "We have discovered two types of stimulants that were introduced into the Gaza Strip from Israeli border crossings," Hamas police spokesman Islam Shahwan told AFP. "The first type is presented in the form of chewing gum and the second in the form of drops," he said.
"They admitted during the investigation they were linked to the Zionist intelligence services," he said. One suspect said he had received the products from an Israeli intelligence officer at a cut-rate price "with the officer saying they did not want money, but to distribute the products among the young people of Gaza," Shahwan said. "The intelligence services are aiming to corrupt the young generation by distributing these products among students." The story came to light after a Palestinian man filed a complaint that his daughter had experienced "dubious side effects" after chewing the offending gum, Israeli media reported. The Israeli military declined to comment officially on the allegations, which one military source termed "absurd." | |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #10 Mix it with LSD, they won't know what the f;-)ck they doing, but in a good way. |
| Posted by: rhodesiafever 2009-07-16 13:28 |
| #9 Guess I'd better buy stock in Enzyte if this is the answer to radicalism! |
| Posted by: Lumpy Elmoluck5091 2009-07-16 12:09 |
| #8 I can see why they are worried. If their young-un's are busy plotting ways to score, they ain't gonna want to blow themselves up and take a few Juice in the process. Who wants 72 virgins when you got a sure thing with Fatima and Yasmin down the block this Friday night? I mean, hell, that would mean their fearless leaders might have to strap on a bomb or two themselves instead....and as important as they are to the cause....that could be catastrophic. |
| Posted by: Cornsilk Blondie 2009-07-16 12:00 |
| #7 Chill Gazoo, they could have sent that spearmint flavored plastique which after mixing with saliva and warming in the mouth only requires a bursted bubble to provide the energy to detonate. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2009-07-16 11:10 |
| #6 Ohfergawdsake! The Palestinians plan to outbreed the Israelis and push them out by sheer population pressure if they can't force them out by violence. Why would they have a problem if the Israelis help them achieve their end? |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2009-07-16 10:55 |
| #5 Its a matter of labelling. If the stuff was called "Mecca gum" and "Mecca drops", things would be hunky dory. |
| Posted by: Ptah 2009-07-16 10:17 |
| #4 So it's not just me, huh ed? I feel better. |
| Posted by: Beavis 2009-07-16 10:03 |
| #3 I get emails about products like this all the time. I could forward them to you. |
| Posted by: ed 2009-07-16 09:53 |
| #2 I dunno why they're wasting it on the Paleos. They could make a lot of money with that stuff. Not that I need any, of course... |
| Posted by: Fred 2009-07-16 09:44 |
| #1 Poor Gazans, victims of a Juice plot to sap and impurify their precious bodily essences. |
| Posted by: SteveS 2009-07-16 02:10 |