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| Randy fellas ogle 10 women a day (Slackers!) |
| 2009-08-04 |
| MEN ogle up to TEN women every day, researchers have revealed. They spend an average of 43 minutes admiring girls - which adds up to A YEAR in a lifetime. And a well-spent year at that. But of course they must be referring to the lifetime of a teenager only. The study shows celebs like David Beckham, Barack Obama and Bruce Willis were only doing what comes naturally when they were pictured eyeing up beauties. I'm not convinced about Obama. Mirrors seem more his style. "A year of your life is a long time to spend with your eyes fixed on the opposite sex." Not nearly long enough. But I'm still working on it. Researchers assumed a person's life of ogling takes place between the ages of 18 and 50 - which will surprise a lot of randy 16 and 60-year-olds. The poll of 3,000 Britons revealed supermarkets were the favourite ogling location for men, followed by pubs and nightclubs. Women listed bars as their top spot for eyeing male talent. Poor Brits don't have beaches like Florida. Most women said it was a fella's sexy eyes that first drew their gaze. With men it was a girl's figure. One in ten people admitted a roving eye had caused a split with a partner. But 35 per cent had started a relationship with someone they eyed up. And still married to her. |
| Posted by:Glenmore |
| #11 #1 - Jim, you're lucky. My wife and I have a similar deal. Except it isn't my hand that gets broken. |
| Posted by: Rambler in Virginia 2009-08-04 20:43 |
| #10 Was there a post in these parts? I think ... I've lost track ... |
| Posted by: Mizzou Mafia 2009-08-04 20:24 |
| #9 |
| Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2009-08-04 18:57 |
| #8 David Attenborough: "Now we see the response of the group of younger males to the female's display of her bright plumage. And with the intensity of lions watching a lone gazelle, their unblinking gaze heralds the start of rutting season." |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2009-08-04 13:45 |
#7  |
| Posted by: Mizzou Mafia 2009-08-04 13:35 |
| #6 Seriously ten a day is high down here, maybe if I lived in Hollyweird. |
| Posted by: Redneck Jim 2009-08-04 12:48 |
| #5 Only 10? They are slackers. |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2009-08-04 11:23 |
| #4 Where the hell are these guys that they have 43 mins a day to waste looking at people? |
| Posted by: 3dc 2009-08-04 10:05 |
| #3 One wonders how much this government grant cost..... |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2009-08-04 09:15 |
| #2 Today the rows appear straight and the weather fare, but ears cannot be counted on a corn sprout. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2009-08-04 07:06 |
| #1 Wife and I made a deal decades ago. Look all you want, touch and she breaks my hand Sounds fair to me. |
| Posted by: Redneck Jim 2009-08-04 05:25 |