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Home Front: Politix
John Edwards Secret Dna Test Proves He's The Daddy!
2009-08-14
BOMBSHELL WORLD EXCLUSIVE! John Edwards has secretly undergone a DNA test - and it proves he's the father of his mistress' love child, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.
Best damn reporting on the planet ...
Multiple sources confirm the bombshell development, and reveal lawyers for the disgraced presidential candidate are privately hammering out child support payments with his former lover Rielle Hunter.

Edwards - who hotly denied he was the child's father when he publicly confessed his affair with Rielle on ABC's Nightline a year ago - has broken the news to his cancer-stricken wife Elizabeth, sources say.

But The ENQUIRER has also learned that Rielle testified against Edwards before a federal grand jury that's probing whether he broke campaign finance laws by secretly funneling money to her - and her testimony could send the former North Carolina senator to jail!
Light dawns ...
The positive DNA test finally ends the elaborate cover-up that Edwards engineered to hide the fact that he fathered Rielle's 18-month-old daughter Frances.

As The ENQUIRER previously reported in a series of explosive investigative reports, the cover-up involved "hush money" paid to Rielle and Andrew Young, a once-loyal Edwards aide who claimed he'd fathered her child. The secret payments were made by the late Fred Baron, who was Edwards' national finance chairman.
Shouldn't Young go to jail as well?

And a big "thanks for nothing" to the MSM who had dozens of reporters in Wasilla but couldn't be bothered to run this story down.
Posted by:Fred

#9  And here I thought the DNA test proved that Edwards was actually Obama's daddy, and that the 'birthers' were wrong.
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2009-08-14 20:07  

#8  Not on this planet, rj. ;-p
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2009-08-14 13:24  

#7  I was only surprised he cheated with a woman
Posted by: Frank G   2009-08-14 12:19  

#6  John was always a twit.
Posted by: 3dc   2009-08-14 10:22  

#5  I want to see Silky, St Elizabeth "The Enabler," and Rielle "The Bedazzler" on a reality show. Does this make me a bad person?
Posted by: regular joe   2009-08-14 09:56  

#4  
Posted by: Mike   2009-08-14 08:27  

#3  .....secretly funneling money to her - and her testimony could send the former North Carolina senator to jail!

But, but, but it was just a few hundred thousand he had stuffed in the ice box.
Posted by: Besoeker   2009-08-14 07:38  

#2  YOOOKAY, I'LL BITE, ME + MADONNA wanna know whether the CRUZ's gave thier approval!
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2009-08-14 01:37  

#1  a Pulitzer for the Enquirer for Investigative Journo? They did all the scutwork the MSM wouldn't do, and bear in mind they all knew and were covering for the excellently-coiffed piece of shit. By the way, St. Elizabeth knew as well, and still lied for him in his campaign. Whole lotta POS's here. Wish they'd all go away
Posted by: Frank G   2009-08-14 00:20  

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