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New Japanese first lady abducted by aliens |
2009-09-03 |
The Independent Miyuki Hatoyama, wife of Japan's Prime Minister-elect, Yukio Hatoyama, is a lifestyle guru, a macrobiotics enthusiast, an author of cookery books, a retired actress, a divorcee, and a fearless clothes horse for garments of her own creation, including a skirt made from Hawaiian coffee sacks. In her spare time, she enjoys writing poetry, long walks on the beach, and changing the wiring harnesses on old British sports cars. But there is more, much more. She has traveled to the planet Venus. And she was once abducted by aliens.... "While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus," she explains in the tome she published last year. "It was a very beautiful place, and it was very green." When the new Japanese first lady related her adventures to her then husband, he And you guys laughed at Billy Carter. |
Posted by:Mike |
#3 "It was a very beautiful place, and it was very green." Have your color vision checked Miyuki! |
Posted by: Throlet Ebbeth6495 2009-09-03 19:35 |
#2 Here is the video taken during the abduction. Very graphic, not for the fait of heart!!!! |
Posted by: anonymous5089 2009-09-03 17:15 |
#1 she was once abducted by aliens.... We've had some of those same problems here. |
Posted by: JohnQC 2009-09-03 16:17 |